The News Must Really Suck In Romania

Here come the Romanians again, time to give Steve another nickel. Two senators are trying to pass a law that demands that an equal proportion of the news on TV and radio be about happy things as sad ones, because somehow, they think it will improve folks’ mental health. I don’t buy that. I think …

Want Some N Words? How About Nitwit, Or Nincompoop, Or Numbskull?

Um, do you think it’s a good idea to make a racial statement by putting a t-shirt on a white kid that has the n word on it and sending her off to her 90% non-white school without so much as having a talk with the kid about the shirt? You wanted to protect her …

Rated S For Stupid

Three things about this class-action lawsuit filed against the makers of Grand Theft auto over hidden sex scenes: The leader of the legal team who got more than the actual people who filed claims has the last name of Lesser. A woman who bought the game for her kid had no idea there was stealing …

It’s a Nice DayTo, Start Bidding

To Kelly Grey: Hmmm. Do you really think auctioning off a bride’s maid’s spot in your wedding party is a good idea? I mean, I guess it could work, but so much could go so wrong. You’re putting a lot of trust in a random stranger. And, what will you say when you look at …

Great Moments In Laziness

I’ve just discovered the greatest invention since the beer launching fridge. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the R/C Drinks Cooler! Specifically designed to expedite the delivery of cold lager to waiting mitts, this nifty battery-operated ice bucket is the ultimate in decadence for any self-respecting layabout. Simply fill it with ice, bung in the …