Here come the Romanians again, time to give Steve another nickel. Two senators are trying to pass a law that demands that an equal proportion of the news on TV and radio be about happy things as sad ones, because somehow, they think it will improve folks’ mental health. I don’t buy that. I think …
Monthly Archives: June 2008
Want Some N Words? How About Nitwit, Or Nincompoop, Or Numbskull?
Um, do you think it’s a good idea to make a racial statement by putting a t-shirt on a white kid that has the n word on it and sending her off to her 90% non-white school without so much as having a talk with the kid about the shirt? You wanted to protect her …
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Rated S For Stupid
Three things about this class-action lawsuit filed against the makers of Grand Theft auto over hidden sex scenes: The leader of the legal team who got more than the actual people who filed claims has the last name of Lesser. A woman who bought the game for her kid had no idea there was stealing …
It’s a Nice DayTo, Start Bidding
To Kelly Grey: Hmmm. Do you really think auctioning off a bride’s maid’s spot in your wedding party is a good idea? I mean, I guess it could work, but so much could go so wrong. You’re putting a lot of trust in a random stranger. And, what will you say when you look at …
Great Moments In Laziness
I’ve just discovered the greatest invention since the beer launching fridge. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the R/C Drinks Cooler! Specifically designed to expedite the delivery of cold lager to waiting mitts, this nifty battery-operated ice bucket is the ultimate in decadence for any self-respecting layabout. Simply fill it with ice, bung in the …
Creepy
The story of kids being trained to perform sex shows is scary enough. Now I hear they’ve been left in the care of someone who has been charged with sexually assaulting a child 18 years ago. Ug. It makes me shiver. I know he was just charged last week. That had better turn out to …
Whose Day?
Hey. Here’s a message to all the Scottish teachers who decided to ban Father’s Day Card-making in their schools because some kids don’t have daddy and they’ll feel left out. You can’t shield them from father’s day. It’s freaking everywhere. Won’t it be even more obvious to little Johnny that his classmates are not being …
I’m Voting Republican
Ok, I’m not since I don’t live in the States, but all of my American friends had better be. There are all kinds of reasons why. Just watch!
Some People Never Learn
For the first time in a while I can say that I really enjoyed an episode of Raw. there was some decent action, the Million Dollar Mania stuff didn’t annoy me to the point of wanting to do harm to people, and the draft, while in the grand scheme of things it’s meaningless since WWE …
Kibble-Grading System
In the comments section under my dog first-aid post, W.s.G. mentioned a grading system for kibble. I asked her to send it to me, and she did. So here it is. It’s interesting to see how some foods horribly, horribly flunk. How to grade your dog’s food: (Some brands are done at the very bottom] …