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Ok, it’s official. a majority of pet-owners are morons. Because John McCain happens to have a bunch of pets, more pet-owners say they will be voting for him than the petless Obama because they think he’s more compassionate simply because he has pets. Has anyone ever stopped to notice the broad range of types of …
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When I first heard about the woman who called the emergency number because her guest talked too much, I was mad at her. But when I heard she had talked for 30 hours straight, had ignored encouragements to leave, and had become progressively more drunk, I changed my tune. Maybe she should have called just …
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If you’re a police officer, how do you go to a park with your service pistol, somehow drop it, not realize you’ve dropped it, and not notice it was missing until it is returned to you? As an aside, why would you be training a police dog at 5 a.m. in the park? With your …
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Uh, I think we may have found the rest of Timothy Placko’s stuff. It was found smothering Joyce Germain. A foot spa? An iron chord around her neck? A construction hat on top of the pile of household items? A toaster hanging over the shower rail? A clothespin on her genetals? But two autopsies cannot …
The best word I can come upwith to describe this one is what the fuck? Timothy J. Placko was stopped by police in Port St. Lucie, Florida, who noticed his van driving down a wooded trail Sunday night. I don’t quite know how to describe what happened next, so some snips will have to do. …
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It’s things like this that make me wonder why I bother getting up every morning. A man was hit by lightning and killed during Tuesday night’s violent thunderstorm in Toronto. Witnesses said the 29-year-old man was struck while taking shelter under a tree at Christie Pits in central Toronto at about 8 p.m. An autopsy …
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The story of Brett Tyler Schatte would have been a pretty good one even without being able to play the name game. I mean you know it’s been a hell of a night when you’re finally hauled into the clink after walking naked into a convenience store at 10 to 3 in the morning, eating …
Theodore Pressman, you’re a douchebag. Why else would you leave your elderly and somewhat disabled parents locked in a hot car for 3 hours? Now your dad’s dead and you wonder why.
Ok, so now we have a stupidity war. We have penis cream stupid versus ozone treatments via vaginal blowing stupid. Yeah, and going up and down on the bed and saying “Oh boy!” is necessary, too. And the woman’s dead now. Where was her common sense? This guy must be a total scumbag. I’m sure …
This will get the What The Fuck department moving. Why in hell would a guy put a gun to another guy’s belly, demand money, then lead him over to his car, then give him a great big huhg? Was he hoping that if he hugged him, he wouldn’t get reported to the police? That’s just, …