Wow, this guy thought he was hot shit. He thought he could text while driving drunk. He couldn’t, and got stopped. I think it’s hilarious that he got stopped just two days after a new law was enacted making it illegal to drive and text. Ha ha ha ha ha.
Monthly Archives: August 2008
This Is True Is Not Spam!
Here’s a message for everyone who blindly follows their ISP’s spam filter, or stupidly clicks “this is spam” when something is not. If you’re one of those and you receive the”this Is True” newsletter, and marked it as spam, you may have contributed to ruining the publication. Yup. Because of you, thousands of his subscribers …
Where There’s Smoke Detectors, There’s Fire?
Wow. Who knew your smoke detector could start a fire? Well, if it shorts, falls from the ceiling and sets fire to some clothes, I guess it could. Wow. We now have quite the “fireony” theme going.
One-Track Mind
Hmm. If you’re driving your electric wheelchair and you get stuck in the train tracks and narrowly miss getting crushed by a train, and your daughter has been hit and killed by a train, wouldn’t you learn from it and stay away? Not Maurice Fox. an hour later, there he is, stuck again, needing to …
Racist Babies?
Ug, more UK bullshit. Maybe I should say “yuck.” I should have known this was coming, after folks in Britain wanted to eliminate the word “black” from “Ba Ba Black Sheepp”. The National Children’s Bureau wants daycares and preschools to root out racism in their pupils. Yup, that’s right, they’re on the hunt for racist …
Post Title Of
Rules Grammar Change I’ve already been awake for 2 hours and this still made my head spin for a minute.
Dude, Next Time, Pack A Lunch!
Wow. This whole greyhound beheading thing just keeps getting weirder. Now, there are articles saying that Li cut off pieces of flesh from the victim and ate them. What the hell happened in this guy’s brain? Was he really that hungry? I mean, they just left a rest stop. Couldn’t he have bought a sandwich …
Was He thinking About, Or Smoking, Another Herb?
Um, oops. Poor Anthony WorrallThompson, famous chef and owner of six restaurants. He made a rather large mistake in a magazine article suggesting new salad recipes. He told everybody that he recommends using the weed henbane in salads. Um, apparently Henbane is highly poisonous! Now the magazine has had to issue a correction on its …
Continue reading “Was He thinking About, Or Smoking, Another Herb?”
I Feel Bad Making Fun Of An Obituary, But…
You know you’ve found your calling as sanitation worker when your name is Ricky Dumpit. It’s sad the guy’s gone, but that name caught my eye.
A Sure Fire Way To Make Me Cry
Ok, this isn’t fair. If we can take kids away over mistakenly-buying alcoholic lemonade for them and call in the Children’s Aid dogs because a psychic said so, how on earth does this still happen? How? Just tell me how the fuck this is possible.