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A paper published in The Journal of Medical Hypotheses proposes that next time you get hit with a cold, rather than popping pills and slugging medicine like it’s going out of style you should insteadtry jerking off on a schedule. I’m way more curious about this than I should be, and as I type I’m …
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So I was just watching the Bronze Medal Game of Wheelchair Rugby from the Paralympics on CBC and it looked to me like there may have been a difference in opinion amongs the team members of what should be considered a success for the team. Team Canada beat the team from the UK to claim …
Police received a report about 12:30 p.m. that a naked man was sitting on a milk crate behind buildings in the 300 block of West Ann Street. Police found the man, who was shirtless and had his pants down around his ankles. He had a beer in one hand and was masturbating with the other …
I swear criminals are getting dumber. Here’s our latest dumbass. His name is Michael Axel, and he was serving as a stockbroker for a bunch of elderly clients. I guess their money looked way too tempting, so he started stealing from them. But where did that money go? Overseas to a Nigerian scammer. Michael Axel, …
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Hey there Stuart Hill, I have a big question for you. Why would you want to make an island its own country if you keep needing the coastguard for various rescues whenever you go boating? If something happens to you around your own island, you’ll be screwed. and while we’re at it, hey there coastguard …
Here’s your random thought for the day. In this age of oil shortages and skyrocketing gas prices – does the idea of NASCAR not seem absolutely retarded? I’ve always thought it was dumb to watch people turn left for 3 hours and see who could do it 400 times first but, in this context, it …
I’m not sure ifthe beginning of this articlelooks quite so bad to somebody who can see it, but when you look at it with a screen reader like I have to, here’s how it starts. PHILADELPHIA — A man who produced thousands of images of himself sexually abusing children as young as 3 months old …
Here’s a tourist trip gone horribly wrong. You’re happily driving through remote parts of Peru, when wammo! Fifty angry villagers wielding axes and other weapons surround your bus! Apparently they thought the bus contained folks from a mining company, but it took the tour guide 5 hours to convince the locals that, um, they got …
So, we’re only about 3 weeks removed from the 2008 Summer Olympics but a quick count on the calendar tells us that we’re only about 16 months from the 2010 Vancouver Winter Games. And you know what that means. The country goes ape-shit for 2 weeks over Team Canada hockey. Yesterday Wayne Gretzky announced that …
Yikes. This plan belongs in the UK, but it isn’t. It’s in Israel. Here’s another reason not to go there. They want your dog’s DNA so they can check if you’ve been putting their doodoos in the trash can. Here’s the stupid part. They’re even going to check doodoos that were put in the trash …