Ug! And you thought White Wedding by Songsmith was bad. Oh oh my my, I can do one better, or worse, or whatever you want to call what I’m about to throw at you, and this one doesn’t even have a machine doing part of the composing. From the creator of the Victor Reader Stream …
Monthly Archives: January 2009
Is It Ever A Nice Day For This?
I’ve seen a few of these things since I firstwrote about Microsoft Songsmithbut decided not to post them because I thought the joke would get olt. But this…oh this. It’s so beyond absurd and ridiculous that I just had to share.Classic Hits by Microsoft Songsmith: “White Wedding” by Billy Idol In case you need a …
I Dare You To Use Common Sense
How did this ever make it to court? It shouldn’t have, and it sure as shit shouldn’t have been heard in front of a jury. Why the hell did he win? Here’s a quick summary. The guy was working at some docking company, and was either dared to jump into a shallow river, or said …
Little Boys In Blue
Wow. It looks like that 14-year-old cop-wanabe was a repeat offender. Hope the kid gets some help.
Raggedy Elbert?
In our continuing obsession with people gettin’ it on with inanimate objects, here’s the latest. Elbert Duffy’s sexual relations with aRaggedy Ann doll were so disgusting that it got him booted from a homeless shelter. I don’t know what he did to get booted from this rooming house though.
This Is The Police, I Think
Wow. How could a 14-year-old boy manage to impersonate a cop for five hours? He’s lucky he didn’t get involved in anything super violent, because although he somehow got himself a full uniform, he had no bullet-proof vest, and put a newspaper in there. thankfully he didn’t have a gun either. His picture is here. …
Getting Booked For A Book?
Ok, this is the second case of someone getting arrested over an overdue book. The book cost $14. She had to pay almost 18 times that to bail herself out of jail. Couldn’t the police have just asked her for the money to replace the book instead of taking her downtown?
Trixie Tales
Here’s another pile of stuff about Trixie that I’ve been meaning to write down for a while. the other day, I had to bring Trixie with me while I moved the laundry from the washer to the dryer, and this event made me think about bringing her with me when I do the wash. I …
Fancy Meeting You Here
An 18-year-old German shoplifter managed to get himself into more trouble when he was caught giving a false address to police who had just arrested him. The address he gave was that of a house he had once lived in, but as it turned out, it currently belongs to one of the officers at the …
Rescue Me, After You Fill Out This form, Rescue Me…
Oh my god. Just don’t go to the UK. Why not? Not only will you likely not be helped if you fall in the water and appear to be drowning, if you need rescuing by the coastguard, they are being asked to fill out a big old form before they go rescue you so they …
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