Ok, add this fight over chicken wings to the pile of food-related crimes. Like all the other ones, this one doesn’t make sense. what the hell are 48-year-old men doing pulling knives on each other in the first place? Good lord.
Monthly Archives: January 2009
Total Nonstop Yacktion
I have a question for anybody who watches Impact as it happens on TV. How do you do it? Between all of the yammering in the ring, all of the yammering backstage, all of the recap videos and the commercials, I can’t pull it off. I either overload my brain trying to follow everything that’s …
Hungry Criminals
Lately, although neither of us have blogged about them, we’ve heard about people hitting other people with bagels, cheeseburgers, tacos, sandwiches on more than one occasion, and of course there was the infamous sausage assault and hot cookie torture. then there were the fights over what was for dinner. there was the guy who smacked …
Cheers To You, You Dickless Yambag
Remember thatlistening plantfrom a few days ago? Remember how dumb it sounded? Me too, but I think I’d buy a billion of those before I’d invest one thin dime in one of these. There’s something seriously wrong with anybody who needs that type of motivation or encouragement. But on the up side, it makes it …
Lady, Ever Heard Of A Cab?
This whole sequence of events is wacked out to the max. Tia Ross, a 25-year-old mother of 3, goes out with a dude for her birthday. Then at some point, he decides to go home and check on his children…and never comes back. What an asshole. If she was too hammerd for him, he should …
I Had A Dream…But Not that One
I had a really weird dream last night. I dreamed that Barack Obama was hiding out at our house. We were just going about our business when this weird black van pulled up to our place. But in the dream we had a house, not an apartment. It kind of looked like mom and dad’s …
My My, Such Big Words To Describe Such Childish Acts
Wow, there are some not so fine specimens hanging out at this buffet here, but the best part of the story was the way it was written. A dude bumped into a “lady”, or so she insisted. They apparently knew each other. She called him fat and said he didn’t need any more food, or …
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I Write The Songs…That Sound Just Like The Other Songs…That Sound Like The Other Songs…That Sound Like…
This is brilliant. It’s also pretty good evidence to support your claim that name of artist you think sucks goes here is completely full of shite when he says he’s got an original sound.
Snow Blows
Ok, here’s something that baffles me. I ask what I think is a simple question, but nobody can answer it. Maybe someone can tell me what’s so hard about this question. the question is… … Am I on the sidewalk? Now, what’s so hard about this question? It’s snowy. the sidewalk is hard to find. …
Dog Day Caught On Tape
I gotta remember to do this next time. I think this is the best idea ever. Jeff Bishop is going for guide dog training. He’s keeping a training log on his blog. He got his dog on Sunday. But what he did, which was super uber cool, was he recorded his greeting with his dog. …
