C Is For Cookie. C Is Also For Controller And Clink

Ok, it’s food fisticuffs time again. Daniel Alvarez, 21, is sitting in jail and looking at up to 20 years there after a fight with his girlfriend over some Girl Scout cookies. According toreports,Christina Alvarado told police that she woke Alvarez in the early hours of the morning when she discovered that he had eaten …

Like A Flash, He Was Gone

This storyhas everything. A flashing, somewhat of a humping, and apparently even a getaway where none should have been possible. The 20-year-old woman said she was dropping off a man at the apartment complex in the 2800 block of Douglas Avenue about 1:15 a.m., on Wednesday. The woman told police she saw the man in …

The bomb Scare Created Another Scare

What? Pardon? Did I read this correctly? There was a bomb scare at a high school. Everybody was evacuated…everyone except the 8 special needs kids. The reason? It was cold, 47 degrees F, so they didn’t want them to be outside. Oooo. That’s cold? You obviously don’t know cold. And even so, it’s a bomb …

I Guess they Got A Little Too Physical

Hmmm. Does the story of Christine Newton-John exercising her husband to death fall into the >weirder than weird files? I think so. So Christine Newton-John wasn’t born that way. She was born John Vallandingham. Her husband to be, James Mason, already lived at the boarding house of her grandmother and shared a room with the…boy? …

Uh, Where Did We Park The Car?

Here’s a lesson for burglars. Lock your getaway vehicle, or don’t leave it running and unoccupied, or something. If you leave it running and unoccupied with the doors unlocked, your victim might steal it. Then you’ll have to drop the loot and run away empty-handed. But these guys did get away, so I guess it …

We’re Goin’ To the chapel, And We’re Gonna Get Ugly

How is this fair at all? I mean, all 3 of these folks sound like real prizes, but I still think the dude kinda got screwed. Here’s how it all went down. Warren T. Roberts had the apparent misfortune of meeting and marrying Katherine at the end of 2006. It didn’t work out so well …

The Clearing House of Carin’s Head

Well hey everybody. You’ve probably noticed it’s been kinda quiet around here. Well, there are a couple of good reasons for that, and I decided to write about them, along with a couple of ideas that have been floating through my head. Long, long, long post ahead. The main reason is because Steve and I …