>Oh Cry Me A River Of Booze

>Hey Edwin Calix, maybe robbery of stores isn’t your thing. I mean, when a 76-year-old dude isn’t even intimidated by your fake gun and threats to shoot him and he can keep you inside the store by hitting an autolock switch, and you’re reduced to tears on the floor, you suck. If you have a …

With A Name Like That, It’s Good They Paid Him An Unexpected Visit

I think it’s fitting that a dude who got busted on probation for having a meth lab and a ton of stolen stuff’s name is Lloyd Conn, I know there’s an extra n, but come on. Even better, he lives on Smoky Hollow Road. that’s what it would have been if his meth lab exploded.

Stalled Brains On The Highway Of Life

Last year, Steve found this story of a woman who couldn’t get the concept of how to unlock a car door while inside the car, and I thought “wow, that sounds like something out of a blond joke. That’ll never happen again.” It happened again. At least in this case, the dispatcher was able to …

That’s Not A Barstool!

Ann Adams managed to find a video of the motorized barstool. thank you, Ann, you rock. As a very large aside, does anyone know who does this big comedy skit about Ikea and how you can never find your way out and if you took out a compass, you’d go nuts because there’s no north, …