I’m a pretty smart guy I like to think, but I’m man enough to admit that taking my advice isn’t always the best idea. for example, when I saidmaking a quick getaway after a robbery wasn’t necessary and that you should have time to go for some food,I neglected to mention that I didn’t mean …
Monthly Archives: April 2009
>Badda Ba Ba Ba, I’m Suin’ You
>Here’s a twisted lawsuit for ya. Fran McLaren went into a McDonald’s and got lunch. There’s also a liquor store right there. Apparently, both had kicked a homeless dude out, so he was lying in a parking spot. She gave him a cheeseburger, at which point he threw it back at her and said he …
My First disservice Dog Encounter
I met my first disservice dog in person yesterday, you know, somebody’s dog who they’re saying is a service dog, but it’s obvious that the dog sstill needs some serious tweaks in training. I went to a public meeting about that roundabout they want to build in the middle of town, and in walked a …
Make Sure Those Seeing Eyes Are Seeing Well.
Some people probably think I’m crazy for doing this, but what the heck? The ACVO or American College of Veterinary Ophthalmologists is conducting a week’s worth of free eye exams for service dogs from May 4 to May 8. I’m sad to say it looks like owner-trained service dogs are excluded…unless they have some kind …
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I Smell A Crappy Car Thief
Ya know what? crying like a baby isn’t the most humiliating thing you can do during a robbery. crapping your pants is the new, uh, low. That’s exactly how the kid put it. “I crapped my pants.” Maybe stealing from cars isn’t your thing.
Boheeeeeemian Rhapsody
Youch! I’ll now let my ears realize that the assault on them is over. Someone managed to somewhat force a bunch of old scanners and electronics to beepboop weeee their way through Bohemian Rhapsody. I say somewhat force for two reasons: sometimes the tempos go all to hell, and some of it sounds like there …
Jeepers, Creepers, Where’d Ya Get That Peepo?
When I first read about Peepo, my reaction wasn’t exactly glowing. Now, as it floats around my head, I wouldn’t trust it with my life, but I would love to get my little hands on one to test. The basic premise is it’s another GPS solution, but it’s specifically a GPS for blinks with guide …
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Use Your Words, People!
And I thought fighting over the hours of the public library was stupid. Now, police in Surrey, B.C. had to break up a fight between a married couple over the amount of violence on the TV news. Seriously. The woman was upset by the amount of violence on the news, to which her husband responded …
You Go, BMO!
Woohoo! I have just discovered that another bank has gone cool and made all their bank machines accessible to us blinks. I received a press release stating that Bank of Montreal’s bank machines talk, across the board, and I have played with one just to see if it did. And it does! It has a …
Just For Laughs Puts On A Good roadshow
I feel like such a loser that I haven’t written about this until now. I mean, the show was Wednesday. Oh well, better late than never. On Wednesday, Steve and I went to the Just for Laughs Roadshow at the River Run Centre and it was awesome. If it’s coming to your town and it’s …