Ok Carin, I see yourwhy is this news cell phone hammer guyand raise youthis fascinating bit of hard hitting journalism,a piece which surely belongs in the founding class of the Who Gives A Good Fuck Hall Of Fame when such is established. The story goes that the grand prizes in the Tim Hortons Roll Up …
Monthly Archives: April 2009
Somebody Turns Four Today!
Guess what? A certain black fuzzball has a birthday today. Actually 6 certain black fuzzballs and 2 yellow ones have a birthday. Yup, happy birthday Trixter and company. You’re 4 now, eek. Hope all pooches are happy. So I figured what better time for some more Trixie talk. Lately, she’s been a little weasel with …
It’s Florida, What More Need I Say
I think it’s fair to say that it wouldn’t be out of line to expect a story headlinedFight breaks out in car driving on U.S. 19, man batters another with fish tank and beer bottle, cops sayto be pretty damned awesome, and boy oh boy does this one not disappoint. Daniel L. Winter, 26, spent …
Step Away From The Ladder, We’d Hate To Fire You
Damn you, Anthony Gower Smith and your suing that school for not giving you proper ladder training, even though you had used a ladder for 30 years, and somehow winning the suit. Oh yeah, you’re in the UK, that’s why you won. Anyway, you likely set a precedent that has led to this absurdity. Yeah, …
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Chew On This For A While
Yup, this definitely is in the weirder than weird category. Picture this. You’re gardening, just rakin’ and workin’ the earth, la dee dee, when suddenly, an angry-looking dude starts coming towards you yelling something in Spanish. You don’t know this man and you don’t speak Spanish, so you don’t think he’s mad at you….until he …
So He Brought Down the Hammer!
Why is this even in the news? I read through that whole story looking for the part where something newsworthy happened and never found it. A 13-year-old girl had a cellphone and it wasn’t supposed to be able to do text messages. It could, and text she did, all day for a month while she …
Failure Pile In A Sad Bag
Poor, poor Freddy Delavega. He must be a desperate, desperate man. But his bank robbery attempt didn’t go well at all, and he had such, well, noble intentions. all he wanted to do was make it so his girlfriend didn’t have to sell her body to the night. I wonder if her name was Roxanne. …
My God, All The Stuff In The News About Going Back To The 1930’s Is True!
Guess who’s in trouble for tax evasion again. If you said Al Capone, you win. I’m not sure what you win, but you still win. Maybe you win a free pizza, since the Capone in this case is an Italian restaurant in Boston, not a gangster from Chicago. Hopefully they’re giving out free irony too.
If You’re Not Excited About Tax Season, This Is Not Going To Help
Phil Celia and the Silver Tones – Keep on Smiling! Pay Your Taxes! I’m not quite sure what to make of this. it’s catchy and ungodly irritating all at once. I have a feeling I’ll be adding it to the collection for at least a little while though because I can’t stop laughing at it …
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How Much Is That Dipshit And Those Doggies In The Engine
For some reason people tend to get a little testy whenever one of us writes up a story about some idiot getting pasted by a train. More than once we’ve had family or friends of the speed bump (I refuse to use the word victim) in question comment or email trying to come up with …
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