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Don’t overstay your welcome if you’re visiting Leslie Edward Smith. He’ll shoot you from close range in the chest and basically call 911 to deal with disposal. Just listen to that 911 call. He sounds like quite the prize. “No I don’t wanna help her. this is ridiculous, I just shot her!” I did have …
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Tow truck driver Nicholas Sparks needs to take multitasking lessons from Brendon Erhardt. Was Sparks an octopus? How else could he text on one phone, talk on another one, and then still steer? Oh well, he won’t be steering anymore, he slammed into a house and then His truck, along with the two vehicles he …
>Here’s another example of dorks, ha ha, funny I should call them dorks, letting people who claim to be doctors shoot them full of who knows what. These ones were told the injections would enlarge their penises. Well, I guess technically they did, since all of the men contracted an infection so I’m sure there …
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Perry fancied himself quite a ladies man, so when his cruise ship went down in a storm and he found himself stranded on a desert island with six women, he couldn’t believe his good fortune. They quickly agreed that each woman would have one night a week with the only man. Perry threw himself into …
Ahh the UK,it never lets us down…in a sense anyway. A group of pensioners have been banned from holding a coffee morning at a public library for health and safety reasons – in case they spill hot drinks on children. The seven members of the Over 50s coffee morning have been meeting every Tuesday for …
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Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court late on a Friday afternoon. “You seem like nice young men,” the judge said, “and I’d like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show …
What kind of a defense is I just called 911 because I needed someone to talk to? That’s especially bad since the guy would call 911 and then drop the phone and run back to his car. Nice try, Bryan Paul Blanchard. It was a fail, but nice try.
Ker flop! What was that sound? The sound of me hitting the floor? Yup. Every post we ever wrote has been labeled…unless I made a mistake somewhere. But it doesn’t look like it. My god that took forever, andI didn’t poke away at it. I’ve been going pretty hardcore for the past couple of weeks. …
Here’s a question for the baseball fans, especially those of you who follow the Blue Jays. Yesterday the Jayslet Alex Rios go to the Chicago White Sox and got nothing in return.The question is a simple one: Was this a stupid move or was it time for Rios to go and worth doing whatever was …
Wow, I missed Regis on this show. I know there are the reruns on the Game Show Network, but once you’ve already seen them there’s not much sense in watching again since you can’t play along. So far I like the changes they’ve made, and amazingly the celebrity experts haven’t been a complete embarrassment so …