I had a weird thing happen to me at the drugstore. I went up to pay, and the girl said, “What’s your postal code?” Why in hell would they need the postal code when I’m just buying some bread? Hell, why would they need the postal code at all? So I asked her. She said, …
Monthly Archives: November 2009
Missing GDB Puppy
Oh boy, if I were this family, I’d be so upset right now. Apparently, Gannon, a 12-week-old puppy being raised by a GDB puppy raiser, has gone missing! Oh god. I hope they find him. It’s been a few days though, so I’m a little worried. The little thing would have just gotten off the …
Thoughts of All Shapes And Sizes
I wanted to write a blog post about random things, but I’m not as cool as R. She can create something out of absolutely nothing and make it look so easy…and hilarious. Me, I need a list. Then I can go nuts. You know in those commercials for osteoporosis drugs where they say that rarely, …
That Wasn’t My Chair After All
Way to ruin everybody’s fun, jackholes! I realize you technically have a point, but sometimes it’s better to shut up and take the free publicity rather than pull the typical business move and come off looking like a party pooping pack of dick whistles. At least this won’t prevent them from selling it, but it’s …
There’s A Reason They Tell You To Keep Boundaries
I think everyone who is going into volunteer or paid work in social work should read this story to teach them about boundaries. What the hell was wrong with this psychologist that she believed these delusions and went so far as to hide the women in a hotel and call in detectives without checking out …
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Somebody Shouldn’t Have Gotten Behind The Wheel
Here’s another case of someone calling 911 to report that she’s driving drunk. I just like this one for the 911 transcript. Unlike previous drunk drivers who called themselves in, she sort of tried to avoid the fact that it was her who was the drunk one. Dispatcher: Clark County 911 Mary Strey: Somebody’s really …
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Well, He’ll Be Able To Tell If His Costume Was Good…
Hey there James Miller, here’s a tip. If you’re going to get all boozed up on Halloween night, it might not be a good idea to dress up as a breathalyzer. Well, then again, it might not be a good idea to get all boozed up in your car anyway, and then have the rest …
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Grand Theft Fail Auto
I think Gary E. Ensor should take a lesson from Jason Durant and Claude King and learn that just like them, he’s not meant for a life of crime. For some reason, his truck got stuck on some tracks and a train was coming. So he got out of his truck and left it to …
The Service
Well, I made it through my cousin’s service yesterday…although I can’t say the same for several kleenexes. Poor dad, I blew through his entire stash, and he had to get more! Poor, poor dad. The church was jam packed full of people, so much so that the minister had to go get more chairs. There …
I’d Ask Why, But There’s No Use
I wasn’t sure if I wanted to write about this. Maybe I’ll start writing and see what happens. I just found out yesterday that a cousin of mine killed himself. We didn’t see him very often, but when we did see him, we used to play with him. He was little and we were way …
