Some Olympics Thoughts

I’ve meant to write more about the Olympics than I have, but obviously that hasn’t happened. Oh well, what are ya gonna do? Canada is doing pretty well after a week of competition. We’re currently tied for 4th place in the medal count with France, 7 each. the United States is currently whipping ass with …

Got The Goods, Got My Gun, Got My Keys?

I probably wouldn’t have posted this story, except for the image created by a couple of sentences. A man robbed a hotel, and police were called. When police arrived, they quickly found a big clue, a dropped set of keys to a caddilac in the hallway. When they went outside, they found Darnell Lamar Wright, …

A Strong Reaction To Mints

I saw this story when I was writing about those other school-related overreactions, and somehow missed including it in the roundup. But then again, I would have had to come up with a new allitteration for the title. There was a horrible scare at Booker T. Washington School in Birmingham, Alabama. Someone thought that a …

I’m Your Venus

Speaking as a man, I must say that it’s always nice when I can put women in a post like this. It really shows that as much as we like to spend time pointing out our differences, deep down we’re all the same. The exact, batshit crazy same. Venus Lewisis facing 3 counts of lewd …

Brings A Whole New Meaning To Pounding The Pavement

That would be an odd exchange. A truck approached a woman to ask about buying some pavement from her. I guess the driver was ok, but then the passenger, Billie Bobbie Harrison, went a little nuts. He started making sexual comments, then exposed himself to the woman and offered to pave her driveway in exchange …