There’s a new answer to the who has hit more home runs in a single season for the Toronto Blue Jays trivia question. Since 1987 the answer had been George Bell with 47, but as oflast nightit’s Jose Bautista with 48…for now. He hit the record setter off of Boston’s Michael Bowden in the 6th …
Monthly Archives: September 2010
Hopefully The Kid Is Safe And This Guy Is Out Of A Job
Call it a crazy hunch, but something tells me that suburban Harrisburg Pennsylvania’s Ray Boudreau won’t be in the running for any coach or father of the year awards any time soon. It’s bad enough that heallegedly punched one of his 9-year-old baseball players twice in the face after the kid was ejected from a …
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The Driver On The Bus Says "Go Ahead And Drive?"
Here’s something Patricia Cuda, a lady who’s been driving a school bus for nine years should have known. You don’t let a kid drive your bus, even if they ask you to. Simple as that. It doesn’t matter that one of the kids you let drive the bus was your own kid. Did they, and …
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The Sinclair Lawsuit Is In Motion
Remember when the Sinclair family were planning to sue the hospital for their son Brian’s death in the emergency room? Well, it’s more than a plan now. The suit has been filed, and lots of people have been named. You know what? I think they should go get ’em all. What happened to him was …
What An Asscid Hat!
Remember Bethany “hey pretty girl, do you want to drink this?” Storro? Well, she made it up. She threw the acid in her own face! Police figured this out when her story started to change over time. The article says they searched her home. I guess I can assume they found a bunch of acid …
There’s Birdwatching, And Then There’s A Watchbird!
Burglars expect to encounter resistance from a dog, but apparently, a bird can be just as effective. Some burglars broke into a pet store, and managed to steal some snakes and another parrot, as well as kill some fish and rip the tail off a lizard. I understand stealing stuff, but just killing other animals …
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A Mega Tutorial On The Megabus Site
Back a week or so ago, I said I would write a tutorial on the Megabus site to make it easier for blinks to navigate. Here it goes. I’m using JAWS, so if you’re using a different screenreader, some of this may not apply. Just so everybody knows, the Id de Chariotte de marchand was …
Take Her Directly To Jill
Here’s a little tip for all the Sheryl A. Urzedowskis out there. When you’re asked to do a field sobriety test, it’s not a fashion show. Just walk the line once. Walking it with hands on hips 3 times is not necessary. Also not necessary is requesting to perform a gymnastics routine, although that would …
Sir, Do You Know How Dumb You Were Going?
If there’s not more to this story, what a dipshitthis guyis. A car pulls him over in Oakville and a woman riding in it tells him she’s a police officer, he’s been speeding and she’d like that fine paid right here and now, thankyaverymuch. He informs her that he doesn’t have the cash on him, …
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Put That Toy Away!
William Tyler Black gives a whole new meaning to toy department. I guess he decided his own Mr. Happy was a toy, and he should display it and play with it while in the toy department of Wal-Mart. Wal-Mart didn’t agree. I guess he’d seen one too many hot girls in the store and had …