Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
The first entry in this little news briefs thingy is what I’m interested in. I’ll try to tell the story as best I can without breaking out into barrages of “you idiots!” Eight numbskulls didn’t want to pay a cab fare. Many of them had been sucking back the booze. Luckily, the driver *was* sober. …
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I think Jennifer Gille should stay away from the booze and the drugs. She does stuff that makes no sense. She got a cab, and asked to go to a residence in the city, but would not get out when they got there. Then, inexplicably, she demanded to go to Michigan and started taking off …
I came across this video on how to give an opossum a proper pedicure and so many questions flood through my head. Let’s just watch the video, so then I can remember all the questions. Ok, so she starts off by saying today we will learn how to give your opossum a proper pedicure! My …
Wow, and I thought Nano Babies, Furbies and Zhu Zhu pets were odd toys. This is a whole new level, cuddly toys with emotional problems. Yup, that’s what it is. We have Dub the depressed turtle, Sly the snake with…what the hell does Sly have? a problem with his rattle? Next we have Dolly the …
Here’s a little tip for others who may think like Ronald McIntyre. If you owe more than $5000 in child support and the cops are looking for you, you’re better off to just let the cops arrest you than try to jump out a window, especially if that window is a third floor window that …
And I thought Donald tar heels black was dumb. Larry Shawn Taylor is way, way dumber. If you’re going to rob folks, you really shouldn’t go out and get loads of noticeable tattoos. Let’s count ’em. He had “get” tattooed on one hand and “money” on the other, and flames tattooed on one arm. But …
It looks like Keith the cat downloaded the child porn Griffin will be going away for a long time. And obviously he realizes the cat isn’t that talented, because he pleaded no contest. I was waiting for the in-court demonstrations of the impossibility of a cat downloading porn.
And I thought handing over two pieces of ID while robbing a place and handing over a driver’s license while trying to cash a forged cheque were dumb. This guy was convinced to fill out an application for a bank loan! Mark Smith came in with a note, all ready to rob the bank. But …
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Does Tierra Aldridge think she lives in Nebraska, and it’s two years ago? Does she really think threatening to abandon her child at a police station will work? At first, when she walked in and asked if she could leave her child here if she didn’t want him anymore, they were going to get in …
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Usually, I hate ridiculous lawsuits, but I think I can get behind this Chinese woman’s lawsuit. She is suing a cinema for wasting her time with 20 minutes of commercials before a movie. Damn it, I now have a scene from The Simpsons episode called Jaws wired shut in my head. I can’t find a …