As a kid, I could be a bit of a brat. I could also be quite the blabbermouth. If I heard it, and I thought it was amusing or worth a story, it was comin’ out. Sometimes, this made my parents very very mad when I mentioned embarrassing things like dogs drinking out of the …
Monthly Archives: April 2011
In A Sense, She Did Get Shot In The Foot…
I said to Steve, I wonder how many April Fools jokes gone wrong I’m going to be finding. Here’s the first one. A girl thought it would be ha ha ha funny to text her buddies and say she had been robbed and shot in the foot. They immediately called the police. The police came …
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Surrounded By April Fools
I always knew that lots of April Fools entries get put up on news sites and blogs and stuff, but I guess I never went looking for them. Now that I’m on Twitter, they come to me, and boy were there a lot of them to do with blindness-related sites this year. There were two …
Carma, Dude, Carma!
Thanks Ann for this one. Here’s a little story to tell kids who are being rude, impatient little brats. Once upon a time, in a store not far away, there were two men wanting to buy a lottery ticket. There was Mike Barth, a man quietly waiting his turn in line, and there was another …
His Name Doesn’t Help Matters
This has to be a joke. But it isn’t. Arrested for dealing drugs is Kevin Lee Cokayne. Sadly, he was only dealing marijuana. But the story was funny anyway.
Give Charges/He Dumb
When you have the limited grammar skills possessed by Joe Nathan Michael, I would understand why you might have to resort to robbery to make money. He walked into the bank, and his note said only “Give money/I gun.” The teller gave him some money, along with some other tracking device type thinggies, and the …
>How Long Is A Little While?
>Here’s another case of a very lucky little boy. Melissa Willis knocked on a complete stranger’s door, and asked him if he’d watch her toddler for a little while because her AC needed repair. So he did. She didn’t come back for two days. Luckily, this guy was honest, and contacted authorities. Now the kid …
Towel Snapple
What’s up with people breaking into places and taking a shower? First we had our showering, 911-calling burglar, and now we have Joshua Wordell, a guy who broke into two houses it seems only to take a shower. All he stole from one house was a green towel and a bottle of Snapple. Snapple? Are …
Maybe He Can Perfect His Dance Moves In Jail
Here’s another little story of a fellow who stole a laptop from the wrong guy. He thought he’d just stolen a random laptop. But it belonged to Mark Bao, who knows a thing or two about using computers. So, Bao went a clickin’ and a searchin’ and got into his own hard drive remotely. Hmmm, …
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The Target Of The Hit Didn’t Die, But Her Case Did
Hey there Marissa Mark. Psst. I have a little tip for ya. Cmere. Sit down. Ya see, if you’re going to hire a hit man, you have to do it all quiet like. You have to be, you know, discrete. So, using a website called hitmanforhire.com and using PayPal to pay for the deed