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The best excuse for public masturbation I’ve seen in forever comes courtesy of somewhere in Louisiana’s Paul Payton. Yes I was beating off in my car down by the dock and sure this woman certainly could have seen me, but I wasn’t doing it for her. I was doing it for a different woman that …
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Arrested recently and for the second time in less than 4 years is 56-year-old Glenn H. Stoner. Can you guess what he was arrested for? There’s no picture to help you, but if you said felony cultivation of marijuana and operating a drug house as well as misdemeanor possession of paraphernalia, you win> Clearwater police …
So Blogger has been mostly fixed for about a week now, but things are still a little off. If you ever use the categories in the sidebar to find things, you may have noticed that they’ve been a little screwed up. Some with strange names, some empty, some with weird typos that we didn’t make. …
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Cue the jokes about soda jerks and pop machines. Oklahoma City police responding to a report of shoplifting at a local grocery store found that shop wasn’t the only thing lifting, shall we say. Police arrested 31-year-old Marshall David Osbrone on April 15 on indecent exposure charges after someone alerted police to a man touching …
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It takes a special kind of fellow to admit on a police department hiring questionnaire that he’s previously had sexual contact with children and that he’s possessed child porn in the past. It takes an even more special (specialer?) fellow to act surprised and hurt when he gets arrested for admitting those things. This established, …
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Sorry for the long silence. I’ve been kinda busy, and Steve’s just not been finding stuff that pushes the right buttons. But here’s a little something. Remember how I mentioned Access Recreation Day? Well, tomorrow, a couple of us are getting interviewed on “Inside Guelph” about it. If you can get Rogers TV cable 20 …
Here we go with another episode of hey moron, that’s not a doctor. I don’t know about you, but I don’t think I’ve ever gone to a doctor’s office in the back of a floor tile store. I’ve seen houses converted into medical offices, but it’s usually not in the back room. At any rate, …
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This, kids, is why you should A: always lock your phone and B: never add 911 to your contacts. Onondaga County Sheriff Kevin Walsh says police already looking for a suspicious person got the unlikely assist when one of the men “pocket dialed” his cellphone’s emergency number while driving near the scene of an earlier …
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Is it just me, or do the Molson Canadian commercials that have been on for a while now make you want to blarf? What’s with that slogan? “Made from Canada”? That sounds…terrifying. It’s even more terrifying than getting stuck drinking Canadian because you’re at somebody’s place and you’re not wanting to be a prick to …