I May Have Assaulted Her, But I Did It In The Nicest Way I Could

Last Updated on: 16th July 2020, 09:39 pm

I don’t have a whole lot to say about the felony assault trial of Houston hand surgeon Michael Brown. I’m just hear to draw your attention to one rather amusing detail.

Prosecutors this morning said Brown, 54, threw two heavy vases and a humanitarian award at his wife in a the fight that ended with Brown being “taken down” by his body guard after twisting his wife’s arm behind her back, Houston Chronicle reporter Brian Rogers wrote.

Unrelated side note: That’s one hell of a mangled sentence there, fellas. Did the basic structure editor go on vacation?

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