Long Weekend Audio: Making Laytons

We said we weren’t done with audio. Here comes some more. A little while ago, I mentioned that Jack Layton had died. So, later, I learned that someone had created a drink in his honour. So, Steve made one of these, and we talked about it. Believe it or not we talked about it for …

Take Care, Not Car! Children On Board

We interrupt the audio to make fun of somebody. Believe me, there will be more audio. We’re not even half done our ideas. This started off as a regular carjacking. Somebody left their car running, somebody saw opportunity and jumped in. Except…the car was full of vocal passengers. The unnamed carjacker jumped in the driver’s …

Long Weekend Audio: Hardcore Cornography!

Well, the avalanch just keeps on a rollin’. We decided to have some corn on the cob for dinner. So while we were husking, we started talking. We apologize, this one got a little heavy there. We intended to just talk about the weird way people in Guelph pronounce the word “food,” and talk a …

Long Weekend Audio: It’s Nowhere Near Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas

Happy Saturday! Here’s your first audio of the day. If you listen to these things mainly for Carin, you may hate this one. I’m all by myself this time. Don’t worry, I only talk for about 8 minutes, so you won’t have to put up with me long. What we have here is just me …

Long Weekend Audio: She Likes It!

A while back, I bid on an item In an auction L_Squared was running to try and raise money to sponsor a puppy. After looking through the cool items, I settled on something called a “Snuggle Juggle” toy by Nylabone. It was a stuffed toy with a squeaker designed to be durable! Aa, this I …

Long Weekend Audio: First Beer Of The Weekend And Some Random Love And Hate

After a false start this morning thanks to a lovely piece of technology that decided not to work for no good reason, we can now let the audio begin! Since the original kick off was not to be, I decided that there would be no better kick off substitute than documenting the weekend’s first beer. …

Wood You Like To Buy An iPad?

Another day, another utter, utter fool. According to a Spartanburg County Sheriff’s Office report, Ashley McDowell, 22, told deputies that she was approached by two black males who claimed to have purchased iPads in bulk and were selling them for $300 apiece. After McDowell explained that she only had $180, the duo agreed to sell …

Prepare For An Audiolanche!

For quite a while now, people have been asking us when we’re going to be doing more audio. Well, barring any August style stupidity, this is your lucky…weekend. Wait, did he say weekend? Yes, yes he did. Carin and I talked about it and agreed that we want to try something a little different. Instead …

Today In Retardity: Pastor Mike Stahl And The National Atheist Registry

I think I’m gonna let old Pastor Mike here speak for himself. He doesn’t need me pointing out how moronic he is, he’s done a fine job of that on his own. All you need to know is that this is his explanation for why we should start national atheist registries, you know, like the …

Can She Sue Them For Worthless Childing?

Without having kids I can’t necessarily say so with absolute 100% certainty, but I imagine things like this are why some people still feel completely fine slapping their children. Hell, after reading this, I’d like to slap this woman’s children for her. Several times. In the face. With a shovel. Steven Miner II, 23, and …