John Oliver Would Really Like You To Vote, But Not For Stephen Harper

The bit about the $5000 fine or the 6 month jail stretch might be a tad overblown since the law as I understand it is that foreigners can’t tangibly influence a Canadian to vote for or against somebody (bribery, basically), but John Oliver’s segment about the Canadian election is still worth a watch. It’s around …

A Musical Plea To Vote

Here’s yet another protest song. So, if you agree, please, please, pleasepleaseplease, please, please please please please get out and vote tomorrow! Don’t make her write any more verses. Did I say please enough? Did I? Even if you don’t agree, get out and vote. And…to whoever wrote this, say what you really think! Don’t …

Uber Offers A Nice Election Day Service, Screws It Up Massively

We like Uber. We’ve mentioned that once or twice. But when somebody needs hell we’re going to give it to them, and I think Uber needs a little right now. They’re doing a nice thing, in theory. On election day (October 19th, 2015), they’re offering free rides to and from polling stations up to $15 …

Free Legal Help For Eligible Voters In Hamilton Turned Away At The Polls On October 19th

Hopefully none of you will need it, but this could be handy info to have in your back pocket just in case the new rules in Harper’s Unfair Elections Act give you or someone you know any trouble at the polls tomorrow. Local lawyer Craig Burley is offering his services free of charge on Monday …

No More Money For You, Your Lawsuit Is Through, We Can All Use The Song Now, Not A Thing You Can Do

Good news, everyone with a birthday. Happy Birthday is no longer a copyrighted song. U.S. District Judge George H. King found Tuesday that the song’s original copyright, obtained by the Clayton F. Summy Co. from the song’s writers and bought for $15 million in 1988 by Warner/Chappell Music Inc., only covered specific piano arrangements of …

Audio Voting Machines Are Impractical And Braille Candidate Lists Have Been Around A While. How Did I Not Know These Things?

A bit in this article about the challenges of accessible voting for the disabledcaught my eye. At the polls, visually impaired voters will now have access to magnifiers and voting screens that let in more light, as well as previously available resources like braille candidate lists and templates that, theoretically, allow a person to mark …

Stop Throwing Shit On The Field, You Morons!

I’m happy to read that police charged one of the imbeciles that was throwing beer cans and other crap at the field during the Jays game yesterday. It’s too bad it’s only one, but if there can be only one, at least they got the asshole who almost hit a baby. Listen, you dopey motherfuckers. …