I don’t necessarily advocate this sort of thing, but seriously, close the damn box, man. Is this really that hard? According to police, the victim said that Smith became upset upon discovering the stale cereal and blamed him for failing to keep the Cap’n Crunch fresh. Smith was especially perturbed since he is missing teeth …
Monthly Archives: February 2018
Thank Goodness For Modern Medicine, Part Three
And now, Gill returns to make us simultaneously cringe and feel grateful to be alive now. From Sheep livers to find out what’s wrong with you to radiated toothpaste, we talk more old-timy medicine. 1 Sheep’s liver as an X-ray – In what is now Iraq physicians didn’t have x-rays to tell whether you had …
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Police Have Locked Him UP And Thrown Away The Key, Which They Remembered To Bring With Them
A question for the bank robbers in the crowd. Setting your car keys on the counter: stupid or really stupid? Seriously, why would you ever do that? If they’re not staying in the getaway vehicle, should they not stay safely in your pocket? Isn’t that, like, the only thing that makes any sense? A man …
It’s All Fun Times Until You Go To Emergency
Gill is back once again to open the lid on the toybox of death. From slingshots to kite tubes here are some more unsafe toys. 1 The Bird Of Paradise Slingshot – Somehow with its razor sharp parts this toy that not even Denis the Menace would play with made toy shelves. It also earned …
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Before He Tweets
After I posted the Radiohead parody, a friend messaged to let me know that I might want to go back to the Randy Rainbow well again. Sooooo… “President Trump is facing bipartisan outrage over a pair of tweets in which he insulted TV host Mika Brzezinski…” “President Trump sending out a bizarre video, and raising …
I Will Tweet
And now, Donald Trump channels his inner Radiohead…actually make that “Hateiohead” and drops some honesty upon us. Not bad. Not bad at all.
More Music From The White Trash Washing Machine
So remember the fella who played The Devil Went Down To Georgia along with his crappy ass washing machine? Seems he hasn’t gotten around to replacing it yet, thank god. Fight For Your Right To LAUNDRY: Sweet Child/Washing Some Clothes Now featuring Axl Clothes: Smokey and The Washer: On The Road Again/Wash A Load Again: …
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And There I Was, Switching Tapes Like An Idiot Every Time I wanted To Hear Something Different
I’m sure at some point, whether it held 3 or 5 or 25, almost all of us owned some sort of CD changer. And when I was young I remember my mom having a record player that could hold something like three or 4 at a time. But until today, I don’t remember ever having …
Thank Goodness For Modern Medicine, Part Two
As you’re reading this or at least at the time it posts itself, I’m at the dentist. I will come home from this excursion with a headache from hell. I always do. I don’t know why, but it’s been happening as far back as I can remember. Perhaps one of these old medical treatments Gill …
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Music Does Soothe The Anxious Canine!
Tansy has taught us that music can be exciting and soothing, although lately, she has been less excited by her old favourites. Is that a thing of the past? But, if she has to be left alone, Easy 101 still keeps her very calm. Now, a guy has developed music for stressed dogs, and you …
