Do Not Use Borat For Research

Ya know, in my old story about the blunder in the Croatian national anthem where an opera singer belted out a line about having a penis that was a mountain, I said that if something laughable happens during the singing of the national anthem, we should just laugh it off. Well, in the case of …

Il Internet è una serie di tubi

That was a cobbled translation of “The Internet is a series of tubes” into Italian. I don’t know how well I did, I used Babelfish after all. This is a warning to all bloggers in Italy. your blog could send you to jail. Yeah, a judge as uninformed as Ted Stevens decided that since a …

Jibber Jabber, Chit Chat, and Tech Talk

I don’t know what’s up with me right now, but I’m full of this unfocused, nervous energy. I’m about as distracted as Trixie after she just saw a pup she likes. I thought maybe, just maybe, I could write a post and get that energy out. So here’s some randomness…ooo! A squirrel! I find the …