A Song For Michael Sona

Oh me oh my we’re goofs. You’ll know why very shortly. Steve and I were just sort of standing around talking, when suddenly one of us started singing “My Sharona.” Then the other said “Hey! There’s a parody of that song in there, only all about Michael Sona.” You know who Michael Sona is, right? …

This Is For The Birds, And It’s From Them Too!

I’m gonna cry. Seriously. Gonna lay down my head and cry. We try to write intelligent things on Twitter and on the blog, and between us, Steve and I have 250 followers or so. But a bunch of birds pecking on a bacon fat-covered keyboard get 2654 followers. Whyyyyy? I’m telling you, it’s like the …

Voting At Returning Offices: You Only Have Until Tomorrow

A while ago, when I found out I could vote at the returning office, I thought you could vote every day right up to May 2. I have since discovered I was wrong. I got this feeling in my gut that I should check and make sure I could vote any day, so called Elections …

Land This Plane In Libya Or I’ll Give You A Manicure!

Steve and I have often joked that it’s ridiculous to ban nail clippers on planes. I mean, come on, what are you going to do with a set of nail clippers? Seriously. Well, someone actually tried to use them as a weapon. They didn’t succeed, but they tried. He wanted the plane to land in …

This Is A Robbery, I Think, Maybe

Poor Harold Luken. He’s obviously not a criminal. He must have been desperate or something. What else could explain this complete and utter failure of a robbery attempt? His first mistake was to walk into the bank with only an Acoustic guitar. Yup, just an acoustic guitar. He said he had a gun, but a …

Babies Wait For No Health Care System

I know rules are rules, but this is ridiculous. A couple immigrated here from India. The mom was three months pregnant. Apparently, in Ontario, the rule is that you have to wait 3 months before you are elligible for OHIP, the province’s health care. Well, the twins didn’t want to wait that long. They were …

Petting A Dog Without Asking Just Came Back To Bite Her

I have a feeling 99% of the people reading this are going to take what I’m about to say wrong. Oh well, off I go. The story goes that a woman walked into a Home Depot with a yappy little mut in a shopping cart. Over came a greeter, said hello to the woman and …