Poor Harold Luken. He’s obviously not a criminal. He must have been desperate or something. What else could explain this complete and utter failure of a robbery attempt? His first mistake was to walk into the bank with only an Acoustic guitar. Yup, just an acoustic guitar. He said he had a gun, but a …
Author Archives: Carin Headrick
When Raffi Says It, Ya Just Gotta Do It!
Wow. Everybody’s getting involved in this election, even Raffi! He even wrote a new verse to all us grown up belugas out there. Cute. Who knows what’ll make someone vote, so good on Raffi.
Babies Wait For No Health Care System
I know rules are rules, but this is ridiculous. A couple immigrated here from India. The mom was three months pregnant. Apparently, in Ontario, the rule is that you have to wait 3 months before you are elligible for OHIP, the province’s health care. Well, the twins didn’t want to wait that long. They were …
Petting A Dog Without Asking Just Came Back To Bite Her
I have a feeling 99% of the people reading this are going to take what I’m about to say wrong. Oh well, off I go. The story goes that a woman walked into a Home Depot with a yappy little mut in a shopping cart. Over came a greeter, said hello to the woman and …
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It Wasn’t Free Speech, He Won’t Be Free.
Remember William Melchert-Dinkel? Well, a judge saw sense and found him guilty. Now we’re just waiting for the sentence. That’s such a relief.
Say Cheese, Michael Sona!
Well, all that stuff about Michael Sona trying to deflect questions about him being at the polling station at the university? Good luck with that deflecting now. There he is, in photos. None of the photos show him grabbing for a ballot box, but he tried to make people think he wasn’t even there. Well, …
I Don’t Take Police Orders, I Give Lunch Orders!
Now there’s a woman who won’t let anything get in the way of her fast food lunch. Police wanted to stop Roberta Spen, 64, because they noticed her brake lights were faulty. So, they flashed their lights at her trying to get her to pull over. No sir, she was not going to pull over …
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Fork You!
Here comes another story of a burglar thinking he was dealing with a weak old man. What he got was a Korean war vet, and what the vet gave him was a frying pan full of potatos in the face and a pitchfork in the side. Bleeding, the guy ran away, but the old guy …
Now It’s Time For You To Go To The Cage
Here come some more parents of the year. Alayna Higdon and John Eckhart sound like a pair of prizes. John has two kids with autism from another marriage. He and Higdon thought it was completely acceptable to keep them in a cage-like room, not send them to school, and leave them in diapers. Apparently the …
Prescription For Revenge Filled
This story makes me laugh almost as hard as the guy who stole everything under o. It seems a pharmacy was about sick of getting robbed, and the burglars always taking the same thing. Lortab. So, the pharmacist fixed their wagon good. He took a big bottle labelled Lortab, took the pills out, filled it …