Get On The Strait And Narrow

Sing a song of calamity. Here’s another guy who is not meant for a life of crime, although it seems crime goes far back in his life. Things were not going well for Randall Scott Strait at all when he decided to rob a corner store. First of all, he didn’t even come with a …

They Got It All Wrong With This Song About Schlongs…

Ya know, I would have had no problem with the lyrics in this video talking about contraception, which was put out by Midnight Beast in combination with Marie Stopes international, except for two lines.“One up the bum, and it’s no harm done.One up the bum, and you won’t be a mum.” But ya still could …

This Story Took Me To My Unhappy Place

Holy hell! This is just insane! It’s insane enough that a nurse would steal painkillers from a patient, but more insane is that the rest of the team carried on the procedure even though the patient was in obvious pain! Excuse me? They had to hold him down to finish. Hold him down? Wouldn’t someone …

You Don’t Have A Virus, But This Scam Is Spreading Like One

This happened last Monday, and I’ve been meaning to write about it ever since in the hopes that it might help someone else. The phone rang, and the caller ID said number unknown, but I decided to pick it up anyway. It then rang in my ear. Auto-dialer fail! Then, a heavily accented voice started …

He Left No Witnesses, But Lots Of Evidence

So some boys broke into an abandoned apartment complex and stole some stuff. But then one of the boys decided they couldn’t leave any witnesses, so killed the goldfish that were in the tank. Didn’t anybody tell this kid that a. goldfish don’t talk, and b. goldfish have a three-second memory? So now, on top …

There Won’t Be A PlayStation In Prison

In one night, Kendall Anderson has ruined his life, and all over his mom taking his PlayStation away. I would have linked to the original, but JAWS’s app mode locked me up so bad that I couldn’t properly read the story there. I guess Anderson got into some trouble, I don’t know what kind. So, …

She’s Not Scooting Out The Door So Fast

If you’re going to shoplift from a store, and you use a scooter because you’re kinda on the big side, make sure your scooter can fit through the exit. Otherwise, it will all be for nothing, wouldn’t you say, Jerrie Perkins? Maybe you should have snuck the stuff out by hiding it in your rolls …

It’s Not Twitter. Maybe You’re A Twit.

Here’s a little something I saw on Twitter. the Seven deadly sins of Twitter. Apparently, these are the ways Twitter can ruin your life. Most of it either is overexaggerated or these problems only come up when you obviously don’t have a life which Twitter could ruin to begin with. But this item killed me. …