Leo J. Powers was definitely creative in avoiding work. Everyone hates to shovel snow, right? Well, Powers decided he wasn’t gonna do it. How would he deal with the snow? Why, make a bomb and blow up the snobanks, of course. Well now he’s in a whole bunch of trouble because the cops were alerted …
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Signs Point To Drunk
So let me get this straight, Shane Woelke. You were drunk, and this wasn’t the first time. You hit some street signs. You decided that you should probably hide the evidence, so put them in the back of your car. But then you couldn’t manage to get off the road before passing out? You couldn’t …
There’s An Urn At The Bottom Of The Lake…
Remember how I thought it would be next to impossible to recover ashes from a lake? It’s easier than I thought. It looks like they found almost all the ashes. They’re just looking for the ashes of one of the woofs and the urn.
Aaaa! There’s A Moron On The Loose!
I wonder if Joseph Moron and Bryan Scott Moron are related. Well, one of them only ended up being a drunken fool, while the other one sounds like quite the vicious individual. Well, I can’t blame him for being a little bitter. Can you imagine having the last name Moron? Imagine the jokes, the ridiculing. …
And…She Took Off Her Pants?
Here’s an interesting one for ya. We’ve talked about lots of drunks with neglected babies. We’ve talked about drunks driving into snow drifts. But I don’t think we’ve ever talked about a drunken mom who drove her car into a snow drift, got out of it and then took off her pants. Yeah ok. In …
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Here’s something chuckleworthy. A bunch of people on my Twitter list were talking about finding a new tune for the alphabet. In response, one of them gave us this. It made me chuckle because in typing lessons, we would have to write the alphabet out, and I did some typing lessons on the old apple, …
Mmm…Dead People
It looks like there’s a bit of an update to the story of the cremated remains-snorters. Not only did they snort the ashes, they ate some of them thinking they were crushed pills. Hmmm. I wonder if any of these geniuses nibbled on mysterious blue cubes as children. An additional weird detail is police divers …
It’s Time For Another Edition of How Cool Is That?
I have more cool news. Remember back when I railed about how much companies were charging for a talking caller ID? Well, I didn’t specifically say it was a talking caller ID, but that was what I was trying to buy. Well, Future Aids, or the Braille Book Store has come through again. We’ve already …
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Is This The New Wayfinder Access?
I just saw this little sign of hope on Blind Bargains. It sounds like the American Printing House is thinking about taking that abandoned Wayfinder Access code and putting it to use. Pretty damn cool! I just hope they don’t custom build their own device, and instead let the GPS have a list of compatible …
Ashes To Crackheads
I think these five teenage burglars had better simmer down. Simmer down and get off the drugs. They burglarized a home and took some jewellery and electronics. They also took 3 something elses that they figured were drugs. They just had to be. I mean, they were little jars full of powdery stuff. It had …