I know James Jones got acquitted, but the story’s still funny because it sounds like it *could* have happened, they just didn’t have enough evidence to prove it. According to Melanie Guglielmino, an employee at a grocery store in Scotland, she walked into the fruit and vegetable aisle and found two men standing near a …
Author Archives: Carin Headrick
From One Kind Of Cell To Another
If you kill someone and then use their cell phone to tell their family they’ve moved, a. make sure the person usually texts, and b. if you receive a text back from the dead person, don’t run to where you’ve stashed the body to make sure it’s still there. I’m sure Paul Edwards is regretting …
Janice Want Some Handcuffs?
You have to be drunk beyond drunk to be unable to stand up, speak to officers, or remove a parrot from your forehead, even when it’s biting you. But apparently, that was the state of Janice McCoy-Nuttle when cops arrived. But she was sure able to hurl an inhaler at her husband. Too bad it …
It’s Drunken Driving Barbie!
Wow. You can get busted for drinking and driving, even if you’re driving a Barbie car designed for toddlers. Apparently it doesn’t even go as fast as a scooter. This brings up a weird question, and I can’t remember if I’ve asked it before. Can you get a DUI for driving a wheelchair drunk? I …
This Is A Hold-Up…And I Can’t Hold It.
I know robbing a place can be stressful, but it’s always good to wait to relieve oneself until you get home, wouldn’t you say, Sean P. Almond? Peeing right behind the store you just robbed, while holding the stolen cash, is probably not going to lead to a successful getaway. Hehehe, and his middle initial …
Gotta Go…To Jail Right Now
First we had the guy who stole everything under the letter o on the mad hunt for Oxycodone, and now we have Jacob Collins who managed to get oxy, but what he got was Oxybutynin, a drug used to treat overactive bladder. Hahahahahahahahahha!
One For The Road?
Ya know, if you’re going to refuse to do the field sobriety tests, chugga lugging back a beer while the trooper finishes up his paperwork on the accident you were just in isn’t going to help your case. What I don’t get is why the trooper didn’t get him to dump his beer. That’s just …
Technology Selection Survey Study
I got news of this study yesterday, but was confused by the poster. So I asked the researcher a couple of questions. It sounds like he’s more looking for folks with low, but still considerable, vision rather than folks with none. Since I never know who reads here, and participants sometimes can be hard to …
Trekkin’
Back a while ago, holy crap that’s almost a month ago, I talked about getting a Trekker. Man, I can’t say enough times how much I love this thing. Due to construction, the usual bus stop I use is out of order. In fact, the entire route to said bus stop is out of order. …
Trixie, I Said Find Steve, Not Squish Him!
The other day, Trixie made a rather large wooops that simultaneously makes me chuckle and makes the worry wart part of me worry. Trix and I had just come back from relieving, and Steve was sitting out on the balcony. As a joke, I said find Steve after taking Trix’s harness off. She ran over …
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