Give A Dog A Bone, But Don’t Give A Guide Dog A Ball

I saw this search yesterday, but was too sleepy to tackle it. 24 Apr, Sat, 07:35:11Google:why can you not let guide dogs play with a ball My answer may not be the right one, but it’s my understanding. I know a couple raisers read from time to time, so feel free to chime in, and …

The Price Of Gas Was Too High

What kind of psycho throws a knife at her brother during an argument over gas prices? Never mind that it stabbed her one-year-old niece in the head when her brother ducked, and the baby is now in serious condition. She threw a knife over gas prices! What did she hope to accomplish by throwing a …

The SEC Diddled While America Burned

Ann’s been sendin’ me stuff all over the place. Thanks Ann. Here’s a scary thought for Americans. Isn’t it comforting to know that the Securities and Exchange Commission, ya know, the ones supposed to be watching over the country’s financial industry, were watching something else while the economy took an enormous crap. They were watching …

Buckbuckbuckbuckbuckbuck…What A Crock!

Thanks, Ann, for this one. republican candidate Sue Lowden of Nevada must be living under a rock to say this in all seriousness. She thinks people should barter and haggle with their doctors to pay their medical bills. The main examples of bartering she suggested were to give the doctor a chicken in exchange for …

The Geezer’s Health Is Improving

Wow, I’ve got updates all over the place. Remember the bank robber on oxygen? Well, he appears to be getting better! This time, there was no oxygen tank, just a hat on his head. He has apparently robbed 7 banks now, and I guess he hasn’t had the oxygen for a little bit, because this …

Soon He’ll Have New Neighbours To Feud With…

Remember the whole Richard Zeh fiasco? Well, the guy who put up the Craigslist ad, Philip Conran, has been arrested. What a tool. He was feuding with his neighbour, so said she was wishing to fulfill her dream of having group sex, and posted her address on Craigslist. I guess she got quite a few …