Eeewww. Can you imagine arresting someone who was just walkin’ around with an anal vibrator inside him? Gross! It all started because they noticed something on him that they thought was meth. So they arrested and searched him, and noticed a wire leading from some kind of on-off switch to, um, his ass. They were …
Author Archives: Carin Headrick
His Shot Was Bang On
I saw this story on the news and thought that it must be blogged. A pair of dumbasses in Shakespeare, Ontario, thought a good object of target practice would be a propane tank. since the story’s here, you can guess what happened. If you can’t, let me sum it up by saying kaboom! Now, read …
But There Are No Red Lines!
My black pepper/people post from before made me think of a poem I received on a list recently. I found it on a website, so I’m using that copy. It’s nearly identical to the one on the list. On the list they were talking about how this poem illustrates how braille literacy is most important, …
>That’s Not A Booger
>*shiver*. Imagine having a fanged leech pulled from your nose! Eek! Really, I have nothing else to say.
Salt And People Shaker
I can’t stop laughing. I can’t stop laughing I can’t stop laughing I can’t stop laughing! Ok, writing that seems to have allowed me to concentrate. We thought recipes calling for henbane and 20 nutmeg nuts were bad. Now, Ann has let me know that there’s a pasta recipe book that had a recipe in …
Someone May Get Shot Over This
Ok, so in the UK, kids are to be left in trees, but it is also perfectly ok to terrorize them in the name of a twisted science lesson. I don’t even get what they were trying to teach. All the kids were told one morning that there was a gun in the school. Then …
That Was An Easy Catch
Ow ow ow ow ow! A guy broke into a hunting and fishing store, but the robbery was not successful. Why? He lost his balance and fell on some fish hooks, getting them embedded in his butt. One of them had to be removed in hospital. Oh, you say, but how do you know they …
Oh, What A Feeling, I’m Fallin’ From The Ceiling
This guy really took the old expression “if at first you don’t succeed, try, try again” to heart. He broke into a drug warehouse of some kind, but then he heard sirens coming. This wasn’t good, he thought, and he must escape. So, he climbed into the ceiling…but it wasn’t strong enough to hold him, …
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See Your Dentist Regularly, But See A Regular Dentist
If you found a dentist whose practice was set up in the basement of a house, would you let him do a root canal on you? This woman did, and look at where she is. That means it didn’t go so well. I don’t know if the detail of the office being hidden behind the …
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Wake Me Up When You’re Done
Hmmm. I’ve volunteered at a crisis line, and overnight, and there have been times when my body has tried to send me to sleep, but I don’t think I’ve ever gone out, let alone so deep that the caller could hear me practically snoring, as happened to this Swedish fellow. That would be horrible…and if …