Something Tells Me He Won’t Be Getting Contracts

For christ’s sake, if you’re going to rob a bar, at least give it some time between drinking at said bar and coming back with a gun. Don’t have a night of fun, walk out the door with a woman, and come back in just a few minutes later with a rifle and demands for …

His Space Will Be A Jail Cell

Wow. Looks like we have another Jonathan G. Parker. That’s three of them in under a year! This unnamed boy broke into a furniture store’s office, stole some things, then got on the computer, looked at some porn, then logged into his MySpace and listed the items he was planning to walk off with. It …

Laundry Chutes Are For Laundry

Ya know, when you’re 20 years old, and you’re being dared by kids to do stuff, you’re supposed to be the sensible one. So when they dare you to go down a laundry chute, you’re supposed to say no so you don’t get stuck and need rescuing by firefighters like this nimrod did. I thought …

No Child Left Behind And No Teacher Left To Teach Them

I was tooling around looking for posts, and accidentally found the story of every teacher being fired at a high school. Is this normal? It seems like an awfully drastic measure. Has this happened in other schools, or is this a precedent? And is this a dangerous precedent to set? Could a whole staff be …

Raid: Kills Seniors Dead

Imagine this scenario. You’re living in your house, minding your own business, when suddenly, police are pounding on your door. They’re convinced some dangerous criminal is hiding in there. After they find you in there, and noone else, they come to realize that your house has been entered into a department-wide computer system as some …

Give Me Five Grand, I’ll Get Five Years

Here comes another kid being offered up for sale for who knows what reason. this time it’s a 4-year-old boy. Nobody knows if this guy is serious, and now the ad has been pulled. It’s too bad it’s been pulled, because the ad had a picture of the boy in it, and the woman who …

Dental Work And Paper Clips Do Not Mix

Ok so here’s another dentist you should avoid if he ever is able to practice again. Michael Clair would do root canals and use paper clips instead of the stainless steel posts he’s supposed to. Of course, he would bill for the posts anyway, and the patients would find out later what he really used. …