That would be one hell of a way to start your day. You’re strolling along, taking your morning walk, when…you are attacked by a rabid otter! Seriously? Yup, very seriously. That’s what happened to 96-year-old Morrell Denton. The otter was sure determined. Two dudes, along with Denton, tried to get it off. One of them …
Author Archives: Carin Headrick
She’s Gonna Have A Hard Time Saying That’s Not Hers…
You know, if your name is Rebekah Michal Tracht-Kader, and you’ve got a stash of pot in your car, it’s not a good idea to write “Rebekah’s pot” on the box containing said pot stash. This is especially bad when you’re being pulled over for drinking and driving and they find your pot.
Who Does Conone Think He Is, Little Rabbit Foo Foo?
Come on now, Ralph Conone. If you’re going to hit kids in Wal-Mart, at least hit the ones who are actually making noise like Roger Stephens did. What you did was just plain weird. Apparently Conone would walk up behind kids, wait for their parents to get distracted, then put his keys between his fingers …
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At Least He’s Used To Being Locked Up
If only all burglars were so easy to catch. Travis James Neeley tried to break into someone’s car, but a neighbour saw what he was about to do and told the car’s owners. They kept him locked in the car. How did they do this? Every time Neeley tried to open the door to get …
Oh Reiki, You’re So Fine
Something weird happened to me the other day and I decided to write it down. A friend of mine wanted me to go with her to some International Women’s Day events at this place in town. I thought about it for a bit and then decided to go. When we got there, she discovered that …
Your Baby Can Read…If You Read To Him
I woke up in the middle of the night to an infomercial for this DVD set called Your Baby Can Read! They were charging upwards of $200 for this set of DVD’s and cards that you could use to start teaching your baby, as in under a year old, to read. I remember thinking “What …
So Much For Teaching Tolerance
All Constance McMillen wanted to do was go to the prom with her date. Her date happened to be a girl. They just wanted to wear tuxes and go to the prom. The Mississippi school first said they couldn’t go. The girls didn’t like that, and contacted the ACLU, which said the school had to …
Burden Of Proof
I wonder if Betty Burden is the same lady who could walk a straight line in heels while drunk off her ass. It’s either that, or she’s just plain lucky. I’m leaning towards column B. Burden managed to drive a bus full of kids to their destinations while having 3 times the legal limit of …
And This Is What They Spend Taxes On?
Ann sent me this, saying it’s beyond stupid. I agree. Two men from the IRS came driving into a Sacramento car wash demanding payment of delinquent taxes from 2006. How much did the car wash owe? A whopping 4 cents! Well, that was what they originally owed. But because this was owed for nearly 4 …
Online Parolympic Coverage
I just got a link to hopefully better parolympic coverage than we’re going to see on actual TV. Apparently, parolympic action will be broadcast online at http://paralympicsport.tv. The site works, but woe is me, there is no commentary! I think I am watching sledge hockey right now, but I will never know the score. So…to …