He’ll Be Dumped Now

Alrighty. So let’s get this logic straight. Austin Horries Purifoy didn’t want to get caught smoking by his girlfriend, but he thought it would be ok if he busted into her car with a rock, stole some money from her car and then took a dump on her back seat. That’d be just fine. Too …

In This Case, He’ll Be Presumed Guilty Until It’s Proven

So another murder defendant slugged his lawyer. Bla bla bla, add him to the list. But the consequences for this guy were, um, quite interesting. On Wednesday, he returned to Gallagher’s courtroom for the first time since the outburst with his wrists, legs and head strapped to a rolling chair, and his mouth covered. The …

Would That Be For Here, Or To Go…To Jail?

Here comes another case of dumbasses calling a place and ordering them to have money because they’re coming to rob the joint. We’ve talked about this before. This one’s especially dumb because Albert Bailey, the dude who was supposedly the brains of this latest outfit, was on probation after robbing somewhere else. So…he should have …

She’s Teaching Something, But I’m Not Sure It’s On The Lesson Plan

It’s funny. When you read the story of a teacher calling a student an idiot, you want her to be fired too. But when you hear the 26-minute recording, the lines aren’t so black and white. Just to warn ya, the recording takes a second to load, but it should load with no further intervention …

Squirrels Will Never Be The Same For Those Kids

What the? That’s all I can say. I challenge anyone else to come up with anything after reading this disturbing story of Timothy Flood. They said that Flood “pulled down his blue boxer shorts, exposed his penis to them and told them they better be glad they don’t have ‘these’ (testicles) because they itch all …