Wow. Don’t get between 80-year-old Gene Chambers and his Little Debbie oatmeal cookies. Apparently they mean a lot to this guy. Chambers somehow got it into his head that his neighbours had broken into his house and stolen 7 boxes of Little Debbie’s oatmeal cookies. So he was going to get them back. First, he …
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Maybe His Cell Mate Will Keep Him Warm Now
That would have been quite a wake-up call. You’re peacefully sleeping, and then you feel someone crawling into bed with you. You think it’s your girlfriend, so you call out her name, but a male voice responds “No it’s not.” That’s what happened to this poor sucker. Apparently, Michael Karanja Kamau, the man who crawled …
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Once The Bun Comes Out Of The Oven, It’s Not Supposed To Go Back In
Larry Long and Brandy Hatton sound like quite the pair. I wonder how they managed to take care of two other kids before this incident. Long said he went to work and smoked some marijuana which he thinks may have been laced with something else. He came home, and he and Hatton drank a fifth …
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My Name Is Sue, How Do You Do?
My god, the people with whom we share this earth! I have been rendered speechless. I…I don’t know what to say. Just read this story, and check to make sure you still have both your ears. Then make sure noone who looks like Susan Mukuhi Mwarabu is anywhere near you. According to the criminal complaint, …
Big Mamma
Barb keeps saying we need a really fat people tag…and I’m starting to think she’s right. Just look at the story of Donna Simpson. She is *trying* to reach 1000 pounds. She is trying! She says the weight isn’t impacting her health, even though in the next breath she admits needing a mobility scooter and …
The Only Snorting People Will Be Doing Will Be Caused By Laughter
I think someone was trying to send this German guy a message that he was not meant to do drugs. He was getting drugs all ready to snort, and was using the roof of a car. He didn’t realize that the car he was using was an unmarked police car, and the cops using the …
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Do Not Pass Go, Get Your Head Kicked In
We’ve said before that paying for crack with a credit card is not a good idea. Now, we found out about someone who thought paying with Monopoly money would be a swell plan. Funny I should say “swell.” It sounds like he’ll have quite a few bumps on his head from the beating he received …
Someone Needs More Training…No, Not That Kind.
I know that when police and firefighters are responding to an accident, they have to think quickly. But why would anyone think train tracks would be a good place to park a giant fire engine? Of course, the train came while they were dealing with things, and the fire engine was turned into a crumpled …
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“My Sister’s Keeper” Is A Keeper
A little while ago, my mom told me I should read “My Sister’s Keeper” by Jodi Picoult. The next day, what do I see but that very book. I figured it was a sign and read it…and it definitely was a good book. Remember back when I wrote about saviour siblings? This book is all …
Not All Silicone Is Created Equal.
We’d heard about cosmetic butt injections that weren’t what they were supposed to be. Now, six more New Jersey women wound up in hospital after having industrial caulking injected into their buttocks. Six women? And none of them thought things were fishy? God people are desperate for plastic surgery on the cheap. Now they’re having …