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Remember back when body-scanners were a relatively new thing? Well, thanks to ye old Nigerian with the exploding crotch, they’re coming to Pearson and other Canadian airports. Ug. They say that they’ll only be used for secondary screening, and the face is blurred, but that’s what they say. I don’t trust them. Yuck. I’m sure …
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Hmmm. If you knew about the Nigerian man with the explosives in his crotch who tried to blow a plane out of the sky on Christmas, and you knew how that freaked everyone out, do you think, in your wildest dreams, that it would be a good idea to joke about having explosives in your …
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Well shit. I just went to Holly’s blog and it looks like the tumour’s gotta come out. January 11, whether or not she has the money for the ABI, the surgery to remove the tumour has to happen. It’s pressing on her brain stem and all kinds of not cool stuff. If I understand it …
I totally understand safe injection sites and needle-exchanges. It’s sad, but at least there’s a chance the people who have a drug addiction won’t end up with HIV and Hepatitis C on top of it. But a how-to pamphlet on heroin injection? That’s a little insane. It actually would make it easier for someone thinking …
Here’s a little song for our old Friend Robert Stewart.
Ah, remember the days when you got that email claiming that Microsoft was going to charge for Hotmail, and you should forward it immediately? Remember those relatively harmless days? Well, there’s a new kid in town, and he packs some malware! Now someone has started sending messages to facebookers claiming that Facebook is going to …
What a strange sermon to give, but apparently Anglican Reverend Tim Jones gave it. Essentially he said that all the poor people should not burglarize homes or mug people or turn to prostitution to fill their bellies this Christmas. No, there is a better way. shoplift cans of Ravioli from big chain stores. Are there …
Way to go Michael Anthony Randall Jr. Way to create a lasting reminder of the day you were a dipshit. I guess Randall decided to rob a store. He had a gun in his coveralls, but when he pulled it out, he shot himself in the ankle by accident! Then he hobbled over to a …
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Man, I wish I could show this article to my mom. We got in a wee disagreement after watching United 93 and she started saying “We can understand better why they make us take off our shoes…” No! We are so busy remembering all the previous ways someone has tried to bomb us, and checking …
Ok fellow blinks, next time someone thinks you count steps, tell them that stuff’s what ants do! It’s a good thing there are ethics boards in place to prevent someone from trying this experiment on blinks to find out if they count steps too.