If Dennis Allaben ever gets out of jail, I’d recommend that noone get close to him romantically. For no reason that anyone can think of, he killed his wife. Everybody who knew the couple said they were having no problems, and they’d just adopted a dog, so noone could see anything that could be a …
Author Archives: Carin Headrick
I Never Thought Of A Broom Closet As Comfy.
That’s a lot of drinking. Some girl got drunk in a bar, passed out in a broom closet and didn’t wake up until the bar closed. When she did, she wandered around the bar and set off lots of silent alarms before calling a friend to come pick her up because she couldn’t find her …
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Parents Parents Parents, Which Are Good, Which Are Bad
It sounds like Randall L. McCoy is quite the prize. His kids’ telephone conversations are recorded because their mom and stepfather fear for their safety. It appears that came in handy when he asked his son to trade the pain medication he was going to get for an up-coming surgery for an iPod. It’s a …
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Not Taking Any Lip From Anybody Is A Good Thing
Here’s a story that makes you go what the hell. Kerri Lyn Smith and her boyfriend of four years were having a New Years kiss, when suddenly…Smith started yelling at him and bit off part of his lower lip! He has no idea why she would do such a thing. He managed to push her …
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Body-Scanners and Guide Dogs
I have a small update to the body scanners story. A member of a guide dog email list found out that it is advised that us guide dog handlers get the pat-down because the body-scanners are small, making it hard for man and beast to fit in them, and emit a noise that may bother …
Let Me Jog Your Memory, Chief
This story isn’t all that special. A cop turns bad and starts committing robberies. Maybe it’s a little special since the guy robbed a lot of places, and the only reason he got busted was because the same cop who pulled him over for no front license plate was the one summoned to his most …
Badda, Ba, Ba, Ba, I’m Smashin’ it.
Here’s a woman you dont’ want to make food for. An as yet unidentified woman walked into a McDonald’s and ordered a hamburger. But she didn’t like the burger for some reason that was never explained. The employees offered to replace it, but she said she wanted her money back. When they said they couldn’t …
Shitty Birthday To You
Dick Kleis decided to wish his wife a happy birthday. But he didn’t want to do it with a card, or a letter, or anything remotely average. He wanted to show it in a far more mushy way. He decided to write the message in 120000 pounds of manure. Three hours later, it was done, …
Steal, Hit, Steal And Run
I heard about this on the news, and it’s just wacked. Apparently, somewhere in Toronto, a woman got run down by a minivan, whose driver then stole her wallet! What the hell? You think the driver’s getting out to help you, and then she starts grabbing you and punching you and goes for the wallet. …
Eh! O! This Cheer Can Go!
I should have written this post yesterday. It seems a little late now. Oh well. I’ve been seeing stupid commercials similar to this one where Pepsi was telling everyone to “learn” this new cheer “written” by a Canadian. The cheer is, as everyone in Canada well knows and wants to forget, “Eh! O! Canada go!” …