Here are a couple of examples of folks who should be no longer with us, but they’re unbelievably lucky, so they’re just fine. A man in Cape Cod found a 2-foot long tube in the sand. It said “Do not handle” and “property of US Navy” on it. So what did he do? he put …
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I’d Tell Her She Should Have Known Better, But That Would Just Be Rubbing It In
I wonder if this Denton woman who let a random dude into her house because he was offering a massage would have let herself be tattooed by that guy in Kansas City. This woman has to be a special kind of dumb. He knocked at her door and said that he was doing field hours …
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The Knife Was Sharp, He Wasn’t.
Um, ow. Rance Johnson found out that it’s not a good idea to smuggle a 5-inch plastic knife in his rectum. What’s even weirder is he’d had it there for 3 weeks before complaining of pain and having it surgically removed. He is now being charged with having a concealed weapon. It was sure concealed …
Family Gatherings Are Going To Be Awkward Now…
Jason Zacchi had to be on something if he thought robbing the Wendy’s where his mom worked would be a good plan. Not only did mommy dearest recognize him, and his girlfriend who was an ex employee, but where did they go after the robbery? Back to his house…which he shared with his mom. So, …
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Every Man Has A Secret…
It’s official. If you’re with a guy, you might as well assume he watches porn. A montreal study was trying to assess the effects of porn on men, and wanted to find a group of men who did not watch any porn. But…they couldn’t. Apparently, they don’t exist. The study’s author also said that a …
O Christmas…Cone?
First we had Mr. Safety’s bowling alley, now we have Mr. Safety’s Christmas tree. This sounds depressing and kinda creepy. Because they were afraid that a real Christmas tree might blow over and fall on someone, or poke someone with needles, or have its decorations stolen, or all manner of other stupidity, they decided to …
Mr. Safety’s Bowling Alley
Paul and Storm wrote a song about this, but I never thought I’d see it come true. Well, if it’s going to come true anywhere, It would be in the UK. Now, the Health and Safety Executive determined that bowling alleys are dangerous! They have decided that John Q. Public must be protected from his …
I’m Drunk, Here’s Why.
Some of us may remember a certain epic comment thread which started because of a certain post on a certain other blog. Then things changed course, and during the course of the comment thread, this post got mentioned, at which time Steve made up the following drinking game: Rules are simple. One function, one drink. …
Paul Clarke update
A while back, I posted about Paul Clarke getting arrested for gun possession when he turned the gun in. I still think that law is stupid, but apparently Mr. Clarke isn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer either. I thought it was a little weird that when he called the police, all he said was …
Facebook Meets Faceless Insurance Company
This is so depressing. On one hand, it took a lot for me to even look at this story, because I didn’t want to read about a company being such pricks. But that’s exactly why I needed to look at this, and post about it. Nathalie Blanchard was off on sick leave because she was …
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