Wow. When I was in school, we did some nasty things to substitute teachers. We’d switch seats, pretend to be other students, not listen, tell her rules were different, all manner of crap. But I never remember a couple of students having some blow job fun in the back of the classroom during class. Yuck! …
Author Archives: Carin Headrick
There’s A Charge For That?
The story of Daniel L. Shilts Jr. peeing in the back seat of a police car and on a cop is about as bad as the launching of the well-used and bloody female sanitary napkin. He was driving drunk, obviously so, and got stopped for it. When he was arrested, he pissed in the back …
The Taste Is Gonna Move Ya
When I first heard the story of a chemistry student blowing his face off with exploding bubble gum, my bullshit meter went off the charts. First off, they didn’t mention his name and there were a lot of details left vague. But now I have his name, Vladimir Likhonos from the town of Konotop in …
Another One In The This Stuff Only Happens To Carin Files
Something weird happened to me that I’m amazed doesn’t happen more often. I was walking down the street. I knew I was close to a store that I wanted to go into, but I didnt’ feel like opening every door going “Excuse me, are you Store X?” So I did what I always do. I …
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Your Police Dog Is Really A Dog
If you ever needed proof that even the best-trained dogs get distracted, here it is. Police were chasing an armed robber and had a scent-detecting dog with them. Well…he got distracted by another scent, the scent of raw meat in a homeless man’s underwear, which said homeless man had just stolen from a nearby store. …
Got Your Nose!
Don’t fuck with two men in Tuscumbia. They’ll think nothing of biting off the end of your nose. William Cole thought he’d quick break into a house and steal something, anything, I guess. He just waltzed in the door, past the two dudes who were inside, as if he owned the place. That’s a lot …
Stop Grabbing My Ass Or I’ll Pop A Cap In Yours!
Jennifer K. Luick and Gregg T. Peters shouldn’t have died for this, but did they really think grabbing the asses of strangers at a bar was a good idea? Especially since Luick was a cop? Really, did she think that was smart? And she sure picked the wrong ass to pinch, she got a gangster. …
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He Won’t Be Smiling For A While
Here we go again. Another parent who leaves his kid in his car while he goes into a strip club. But this parent is a dentist, you know how much we like tracking weird dentists, and the kid was an eight-month-old baby! Omar Abdo may find out he’s a divorced dentist, only seeing his baby …
They’ll See Right Through Your Thin Disguise Alright
Next time you want to rob a place, don’t do what Michael Clough did. If you are using a veil as a disguise, make sure it’s not see-through, and don’t live really close to the place you robbed. It would also be good if you’re not well-known to police, so when they see through your …
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It’s All Fun and Games Until Someone Loses At Trial
What kind of weird mom would drive her son and his friend around so they could vandalize stuff? I wonder if it’s the same kind of mom who would team up with her son to rob someone. This one’s especially nutty because when she was arrested, she was wearing a shirt that said “It’s all …
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