Gees! If hurling coins and plastic cones at McDonald’s employees when they give you the wrong size of fries was acceptable, there’d be a lot more attacks. The sad part was the cashier even fixed their order, and only then did they start throwing change and plastic cones. Weird people.
Author Archives: Carin Headrick
No Suit For You
We need a judge to do with Jonathan Lee Riches what’s been done in the case of Saint Torrance. Judge Ralph “Ted” Winkler declared Torrance a vexatious litigator, and ruled that the only way he could file a lawsuit was after getting permission from the presiding judge. Yup, sounds good to me. Apparently, the way …
Fish Stories
Ok, what’s with exes hurting their ex’s fish? We heard about a woman frying her ex’s goldfish. Now this story of Donald Earl Fite III stabbing his ex-girlfriend’s fish and leaving it impaled on the floor. The weirdest part is they seemed to be all very concerned for the fish, and not the fact that …
Two Not So Bright Lights
How many times must we learn the lesson that we don’t use lighters to check fuel levels? The stingy pricks at this newspaper don’t let you see the whole story, and everyone else is linking to the same place, but here’s all the story we need. Two Dover men were burned after one of them …
What a PR Meth
Remember back when I said people with colds were going to start having a hard time because there would be stupid laws put on the books to restrict the purchase of cold remedies to slow meth-production? Well, here we go. All Sally Harpold wanted to do was buy some cold medication for her husband. Then …
3 Kids, 2 Dogs, No Sense Of Responsibility
Ug. Why do all these news stories about shitty parents come in waves? Now we have Xiomara Enid Diaz and Rafael Viconte Ortiz. Let’s see. They left all their doors open so their 2 and 3-year-old kids could end up roaming the streets Which they did in the nude and rode around on a big …
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One Way To Turn All Your Friends Into Enemies In A Hurry
I can’t believe the lengths that Deputy Joe Russell went to in order to trick everyone into believing he had cancer. And for what? So they could give him some sick leave? Oh, he also got a bunch of money and an award for enduring all this cancer treatment. First, he said he had lung …
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My Access Recognition Awards Radio Ad
I gotta say woohoo, or maybe it’s wheay! You be the judge. We just got some server space from a pretty cool place called BlindFileSharing.com. I just uploaded a file there that just happens to be me doing a radio ad for those Access recognition awards I was talking about before. So if you want …
Too Bad Her Name Wasn’t Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout
I can’t imagine living, and dying, in 8-foot heaps of trash, trash so deep that they had to bring in breathing gear and two different types of dogs to find the woman who had once inhabited the house. Yikes.
Let’s Hope He Doesn’t Have Daughters…
I don’t understand the leniency of this jury. Johnny Marlowe was accused of, and admitted to, circumcizing his sons with a box cutter because god told him to, ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow, but he only got misdemeanor child abuse charges. Why, why, why why why? What do you have to do …