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Let’s update the lexicon of things not to do during one’s trial, shall we? After one has been convicted, it is never a good idea to interrupt a judge’s sentencing to say get on with it. That will only anger the judge, causing him to tack on a few more years to your already long …
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The other day, Steve mentioned that South African bank machines were pepper spraying folks who try to tamper with them. Now I read that the cash boxes in Belgian bank machines will implode if forced open. Wacky stuff. Too bad that little nugget of info wasn’t told to the pair of gangsters who tried to …
This tale of a man breaking in to a house naked, and just sort of hanging around is just too weird. The unknown man washed himself with a garden hose in the driveway, then knocked on the front door. Finding no answer, he went around back and just hung around naked in a chair. Well, …
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So, Jackie Denise Knott, which is it? Was it that the box was secure on top of your van, held there by a clothes hanger, or was it that you needed your 13-year-old daughter to hold it in place? You can’t have it both ways. It’s a good thing the van was found before both …
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Yea! Food feuds! This guy, pissed off that Taco Bell was closed, shot at employees as they were leaving. Didn’t he learn from that guy that shot up a drive-through because the menu had switched from dinner to breakfast that shooting won’t get him food?
How do you mistake a hearing aid for a milk dud? Seriously. I know she said that the hearing aid just happened to fall right in the box of milk duds as she got back on the bed, but still… Time to get those hearing aids better fitted.
I was just saying to Steve that we hadn’t seen a freaky dentist show up in a while, and I was worried we wouldn’t find any more. Oh how I was wrong. I would have rather been right, but it was not to be. Benva Oshana Lazar is quite the prize. He has molested at …
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We established long ago that it’s never good to smack your public defender around, nor is it smart to hit a juror. Here’s a new one. It is not advisable to head-butt your lawyer. The client’s lucky though. The lawyer says he’ll continue to defend him. Here’s some sweet video footage. I’m amazed at how …
Ug. I’m all for the whole reduce, reuse, recycle thing, but a line has to be drawn somewhere, and I think making a teddy-bear out of my own placenta definitely crosses it. Can you imagine explaining to your kid where Teddy came from? Better yet, can you imagine Junior’s disgust when he figures out what …
I will never understand the prioritization of CPS cases. We can rip fathers away from kids over the mistaken purchase of a Mike’s hard lemonade, but this woman can leave her three small children alone and that’s no problem. Oh wait, now it is, because mommy dearest left the littlest kidlet in a hot car …