Just Because It’s Not A Car Doesn’t Mean You Get Off Easy

And here I thought motorized La-Z-Boys, beer coolers and barstools were pretty awesome. I was unaware of other coolness that has been out there. Ann Adams fixed that right quick. Although the la-z-boy and the barstool made the list, there are more. How about a parade float? What about an adult tricycle? A Russian Tank? …

More Ads That Make Us Think Too Much

It’s been a while since we’ve written one of these. But we thought we’d compiled enough commercials or slogans to do another one. We saw a commercial for something called “Juicy Juice immunity.” Juicy juice? It’s juice. Shouldn’t it be juicy? If not, it wouldn’t be…juice, would it? I know it’s a product for kids, …

Those Twisted Wrestling Musical Creations, For All to Hear

Back in September, I mentioned that I’d started making drops for that wrestling radio show. I even mentioned them by name. Well, we have server space now, so why not link ’em? Then people can really find out how weird I am. If you’re not into wrestling or the shows, this won’t make sense. Hopefully …

Give A Dog A Bone? Not This One.

Back on Monday, Steve mentioned that Trixie started our week of insanity off with a bang. Oh boy, truer words were never spoken. I went home for Thanksgiving. Things started off pretty well. At one point, my sister’s boyfriend asked if Trixie could have a bone. I wanted to see the bone to see what …

La-Z-Lawn-Boy

Wow, people are getting weirder and weirder about what they choose to drive to the bar. Dennis LeRoy Anderson decided his mode of transport would be a motorized La-Z-Boy chair. What a sweet-sounding chair though. Proctor Deputy Police Chief Troy Foucault said the chair was powered by a converted lawnmower with a Briggs & Stratton …

She’s Not A Heroine In This Story

Patricia Stracina sounds like a real prize. She taught her son Raymond how to shoot heroin when he was 15, was seen injecting him with it, would take him with her to get the heroin, then she said she wouldn’t cut him off because he would get sick. Oh no, treatment wasn’t an option. Just …

If He Was Making Tea, Oh Noooo!

This is just a tad ridiculous. We’ve heard people can get arrested for screaming at their own toilets and laughing really hard in the privacy of their own home, but now we find out through the case of poor Eric Williamson that you can get arrested for making coffee naked when you’re alone in your …