A Few Uplifting Words To Play Over Someone else’s Car Speakers

I didn’t wake up thinking that I was in a particularly down mood today, but I must be. I say that because I remember a time when I would read a story like this one here about a carjacker who was identified because he connected his phone to the car’s Bluetooth, say to myself something …

Wanna See My Carrot?

What’s up? I’ll give you a hint. It rhymes with doc. A Warren County, N.J., man is accused of exposing himself to trick-or-treaters while wearing a pink bunny costume Monday outside Phillipsburg, authorities said. Phillipsburg police were dispatched to a home on East Boulevard in Alpha, based on a report of lewdness called in to …

The Day I Discovered That Wrestling Might Not Be Real

Not sure exactly how it happened, but today I ended up watching a bunch of videos of wrestlers telling stories about the Iron Sheik. Videos like this one, for example. Somewhere in the midst of it all, I remembered something. When I was in grade two, part of our routine was listening to a newscast …

The Heritage Cup Tournament That Wasn’t

This is going to be old news to most of you who would care about such things,but since I’m just now watching episodes of NXT from last summer, here goes. I don’t want to complain too much about the Heritage Cup tournament. The round-robin concept is a very un-WWE-like thing to present, and I mean …

Bunches Of Bloopers And A Big Thank You

I hope everyone had a nice Easter weekend. Mine consisted of a family brunch and a trip to AEW Collision in London. I want to take a second to thank our friends Barb and Alex for setting us up with tickets to that second thing. Twas extremely amazing of you to do that and trust …

I Swear I’d Lose My Head If I Accidentally Detached It And Dumped It In The River

Police seeking help identifying ‘intentionally dismembered’ human remains found at Cherry Beach If you can help the authorities out with this please do, but what I need is more information on all of the human remains that end up hacked apart, wrapped in plastic bags and floating in the harbour by accident. I assume there …