If I was ever going to flip my lid over something like this, it would be one of those times when you get a pizza and find that they didn’t cut the slices all the way through. I hate that! Subway worker Cassandra Pierre-Louis told sheriff’s deputies that De Barros, a licensed building contractor, “became …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
At Least He Was Keeping Himself Clean
It’s totally a stereotype and I know we’re all supposed to be better than that now, but be honest with yourself. When you hear a name like Giovanni Impellizzeri, you probably have at least one of two thoughts: That’s a mobster. I bet he could make some pretty good food. I can’t speak to that …
Shockingly, I Can Breathe
There’s almost no chance that I would pay actual money for this based on concept alone, but I have enough trouble with my nose on a daily basis that I would for sure try the hell out of one if somebody let me. Although described as a massager, the NasoCalm doesn’t work like the Therabody …
2023 Florida Man Quiz
I lost count somewhere along the way due to laughter and a general lack of brightness, but I think I got 25. Looking forward to part two.
This Being A Day Ending In Y, Your Rogers Bill Is About To Go Up
So remember how letting Rogers buy Shaw was going to be great for Canadians, lowering everyone’s bills and absolutely not leading to out of control rate increases? Three guesses how that’s going. Wireless phone plans will be getting more expensive for some Canadians this year. Rogers Communications Inc. will increase the cost of some of its …
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Kame & Went
Update: Kelly has pleaded guilty to misdemeanor indecent exposure. Original: I thought I had posted this a couple months ago, but it turns out that it wound up on my endless I’ll get around to it pile and then never got gotten around to. So thanks muchly to a good friend I won’t name just …
Several Hours Worth Of Stories About The Royal Rumble
I haven’t worked my way through all of this yet, but I’m posting it anyway since there’s no possible way that Sean Ross Sapp talking to dozens of wrestlers current and classic about their experiences in the Royal Rumble isn’t going to be at least a little bit interesting. The Rumble has been my favourite …
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The Best News Bloopers Of 2023
Colonization is never good, but they did bring french bread, so…
Mr. Speaker, Due To Our Government’s Own Cuts, We’ve All Been Issued Landlines. That’s Why We Don’t Use Them
I’m not going to sit here and pretend that Doug Ford and his cabinet ministers are the only political figures to ever figure out that if you don’t use your government issue devices that it’s harder for people to keep track of what you’re up to, but I’m pretty sure they might be the only …
Get Your Head Out Of Your Annus. And Everyone Else’s, Too
File this one under close enough. Sentenced to 10 and a half years in prison last year for the attempted rape of a boy under the age of 13 was Kristian Annus. Not sure how he wound up looking the way he does in this mug shot, but you kind of hope it was a …
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