Update: Thanks to Leah in the comments for sharing the excellent news that the app won’t be going away after all! By the way, we have a subscription now, and it’s already helped us out a couple of times. I think we’ve even sold it to one of our constantly travelling friends. He watched it …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
The Best News Bloopers Of January, 2024
If there’s going to be lovemaking, we need to know how big your hole is and all about the true colours of Uranus.
Slam Bam Indeed
Not exactly a Kiss This Guy moment since I know full well what Neal McCoy is saying here, but do not even try to convince me that you don’t hear “wank” every time he says “wink”. I’ve been hearing it that way since 1994.
So When And How Are We Supposed To Use The Emergencies Act?
Given that I’m about to spend a weekend with a friend with whom I’ve burned no shortage of hours discussing world events, I’m sure this question is going to come up sooner or later. And I have to say, this column from Matt Gurney sums up my feelings pretty well. You can count me among …
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There. Now It’s Broken
If I was ever going to flip my lid over something like this, it would be one of those times when you get a pizza and find that they didn’t cut the slices all the way through. I hate that! Subway worker Cassandra Pierre-Louis told sheriff’s deputies that De Barros, a licensed building contractor, “became …
At Least He Was Keeping Himself Clean
It’s totally a stereotype and I know we’re all supposed to be better than that now, but be honest with yourself. When you hear a name like Giovanni Impellizzeri, you probably have at least one of two thoughts: That’s a mobster. I bet he could make some pretty good food. I can’t speak to that …
Shockingly, I Can Breathe
There’s almost no chance that I would pay actual money for this based on concept alone, but I have enough trouble with my nose on a daily basis that I would for sure try the hell out of one if somebody let me. Although described as a massager, the NasoCalm doesn’t work like the Therabody …
2023 Florida Man Quiz
I lost count somewhere along the way due to laughter and a general lack of brightness, but I think I got 25. Looking forward to part two.
This Being A Day Ending In Y, Your Rogers Bill Is About To Go Up
So remember how letting Rogers buy Shaw was going to be great for Canadians, lowering everyone’s bills and absolutely not leading to out of control rate increases? Three guesses how that’s going. Wireless phone plans will be getting more expensive for some Canadians this year. Rogers Communications Inc. will increase the cost of some of its …
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Kame & Went
Update: Kelly has pleaded guilty to misdemeanor indecent exposure. Original: I thought I had posted this a couple months ago, but it turns out that it wound up on my endless I’ll get around to it pile and then never got gotten around to. So thanks muchly to a good friend I won’t name just …