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There are many things in this world that I will readily admit I do not understand. One of those things, I have just discovered, is that there appears to be a decent-sized market for synthetic breast milk-flavoured lollipops. No really, these are a thing, and you can apparently buy four of them for $10 if …
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So yeah…this is pretty gross. Enjoy your next pizza, everyone. Is there much food aside from pizza that pepperoni is useful for? State police arrested 41 year old John Allison of 8614 Route 11. Investigators said Allison rubbed a packaged stick of pepperoni on his exposed penis inside the Hannaford store at the St. Lawrence …
I’ve known about 101.9 Dawg FM since it launched a few years ago, but for one reason or another I’d never tuned in to check it out until yesterday even though the idea of a full-time blues station sounded like one of the best things in the world to me. Suffice it to say, after …
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Well done, Conservative Party research office, well done. Conservative disability mailout uses braille that’s unreadable The so-called “householder” pamphlets, prepared by the party’s research office and sent out by MPs using their parliamentary mailing privileges, were intended to flag the government’s efforts to help people with disabilities enter the workforce. The headline on the document, …
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I’m trying to imagine what, if anything, was going through the mind of Ashley Taylor Wright as the police approached her car and she realized that her clean getaway with a few hundred bucks worth of shoplifted clothing from a Dillard’s department store in Florida wasn’t going to be so clean. Do I stop? Do …
October 2014 update: For the first time in over 10 years of doing this, I’m breaking a personal rule and taking a post down. But I’m doing so in order to uphold another. Do our best to get things as right as we can. After a nice conversation with somebody I believe and offers of …
I don’t know what the names of the crew aboard Asiana flight 214 are, but I’m pretty sure I know what they aren’t. Really, we’re not racist. Some of our best friends are Asian pilots. Indeed, to the surprise of no one other than the KTVU news team who apparently don’t bother reading anything aloud …
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Look at that, it’s a wedding and a food feud all in one! The fight erupted when the best man pushed into the buffet queue to get food for his son, which is said to have upset uncle-of-the-bride Hughes. The 53 year old lorry driver is said to have then hit best man, and brother-of-the-groom, …
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So here we are, nearly at the end of July. How the hell did that happen? I was talking to somebody the other day about how fast this year is going, and we agreed that while most years fly bye anymore, this one seems to be doing so even quicker than usual. Even though we’ve …
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The world is full of initials, but what do they all mean? Here’s a video that explains a bunch of them, almost too quickly to take in. If you quizzed me, I think before watching this I could have gotten 5, maybe 6 of them off the top of my head. Now the question is …