Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
If you think the people who complain about Amber Alerts waking them up in the middle of the night because they can’t be bothered to mute their phones are total shitheels (they are, for the record) get a load of this guy. Man alive. We always try our best to be there for the people …
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Since Carin and I both mentioned testing positive for COVID, it only seems right to let you all know that we’ve both recently tested negative (her on Saturday, me on Wednesday). I would have known about mine sooner, but between trying to fend off a headache while she was testing and a couple days of …
Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidentally grabbed a bottle of Liquid Paper. I woke up this morning with a huge correction.
If you’ve come here recently and experienced extreme slowness, gotten messages about critical WordPress errors or seen anything else that pretty well screams oof, that’s broken, yeah, we know about it. but just like a few years ago when similar things were happening, there’s not a lot we can do. Like then, these appear to …
Another thing I can agree with Gill on. Every building I’ve lived in has been pretty terrible about this, and it doesn’t matter how long I’ve been there. I know employee turnover is part of the problem, but nothing turns this fast. I don’t even mind being forgotten about when I’m new. Things happen. But …
I am very much in camp Gill on this issue. Lettuce does not belong on sandwiches. I’ve softened my stance on this slightly over the years, but finding lettuce on a sandwich, especially a cold sandwich, is just about the worst. I say just about the worst because tomatoes exist, and they are the actual …
Unless someone important has died far away and left you with no choice, perhaps before you go on the news to bellyache about how long your passport application is taking to process thanks to the gigantic pandemic backlog and how you might have to cancel your trip because of it, consider not booking a trip …
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It seems that Gill has found some tasty African food in Hamilton and wants to share. When you think of African food, what’s the first thing that pops into your head? Do you picture just little bowls of cornmeal or rice? You’re wrong! Africa is a diverse continent with foods as diverse as her people …
Here’s an especially silly and pointless example of useless politically correct language. Sex offenders in Colorado are getting a new label after the state’s Sex Offender Management Board voted to change the terminology referring to them. CBS Denver reported board voted 10-6 to change the term sex offender to “adults who commit sexual offenses” during …
I think someone may have seen all those stories in the news about massive property damage caused by people trying to get rid of pests and said “hold my beer.” Then he politely asked if you would walk to the fridge and get him another one, because he’s not going to be walking anywhere for …
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