I Go To All This Trouble And That’s The Best You Can Do?

These days it seems as though almost anyone is capable of robbing a Wendy’s at gunpoint. But it takes a special kind of fellow tocall that Wendy’s twice after the fact to bitch about the lack of money in the register. A man who robbed a Wendy’s at gunpoint Saturday night apparently was so upset …

If You Go Down To The Square Today, There’s No Need To Wear A Top

For a post about how the day went, gohere. University of Guelph students Andrea Crinklaw and Lindsay Webb have organized what is being called a “Top Freedom Day of Pride” to celebrate the right of women to walk around topless in public. The event will be held in St. George’s Square on Saturday, August 28th …

Papa’s Got A Reusable Bag

Help me understandthis.You smash a window so you can break into an empty house, but while you’re there all you take is a snooze and an enviro bag? Maybe you’re a homeless person who needs something to carry things around in, but why not take some money or even some food while you’re at it? …

You’ve Got Me All Wrong. I Do Respect My Elders, Which Is Why I Was Emptying The Man’s Pockets So His Legs Would Be Lighter And Walking Easier

“Hello, police? I’ve got a bit of a situation here. “So I’m standing out herewith this 83-year-old man pinned up against a wall while I go through his pockets.You know, just minding my own business when this hooligan comes up from out of nowhere and punches me right in the face! I’d like the bastard …

Canada Gets A New Sports Channel

In spite of the fact that it’s yet another thing owned by Rogers,Rogers Sportsnet Onesounds good to me. I generally like Sportsnet as a network other than the regional blackouts but those are a fact of life that’s not going away any time soon, and access to more out of market live events is something …

Now If We Can Just Do Something About Having To Dress Up For These Things…

I have found the new smartest man alive, and his name is Randy S. Robbins. I know not what, if anything, Mr. Robbins has accomplished outside of this, but as far as I’m concernedthis letter he wrote to the Philadelphia Daily Newsshould be more than enough. IN OCTOBER 1993, I attended the wedding of a …

Please IOC, Don’t Get Rooked Into This

I’m a little late on this one, but stupidity rarely has a short shelf life and this certainly falls into that category, so here goes. Russia is going topush for chess to become an Olympic sport.And if that’s not retarded enough, they’re going to aim for it to be included in the *Winter* Olympics. “regrettably, …

I Could Use Somebody…To Help Me Get This Bird Shit Out Of My Yap

WhenBarbmessaged me about this yesterday, it brought even more joy to what had already been a fine day. Thank you Barb, and more importantly, thank you, pigeons! Kings of Leon’s Friday show at the Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre in St. Louisended after just 3 songs thanks to what can only be described as a literal shitstorm. …