My sleep sucked last night and I’m feeling lazy as a result, so I’m just going to jam the few things I wanted to mention so far today into one post. Here we go. I survived Toronto, over-priced beer, biblical flood and all. The game was great. I got to see a win, they opened …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Nobody Move!…Oh, And Get Your Own Sandwich!
Making sandwiches for mom is serious business,apparently. If you don’t believe me, maybe you’ll believe 49-year-old Anthony Pilla, who found it necessary to pull a gun on his brother while the 2 argued over that very thing. The incident started when Pilla and his brother were in the kitchen of the East Main Street home …
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Whoop Ass Tastes A Lot Like Vegetables
If there is a lesson to be learned fromthis story,I think it would have to be do not under any circumstances pistol-whip Toyia Taylor. It’s a lesson I’m not so sure Gregory Banks will be able to remember seeing as he is currently in critical condition at St. Vincent-Mercy Medical Center, the victim of a …
Slurls
If you’ve ever gotten one of those emails that go around from time to time full of website addresses with double meanings, you’ll appreciate this. There’s an entire website devoted to verifying and compiling them. Be sure to check out the list of 100 Website Naming Disasters to get you started especially if you’re not …
Who Wants A Violent Beating
I’m happy to see the Regis Philbin version of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire make a comeback. There’s nothing wrong with Meredith Vieira, but for my money you can’t beat the original. They’re changing it a bit from the way things used to be, which sounds good and bad. On the not so good …
Dude Looks Like A Cripple: The Aerosmith Concert Watch Continues
Well…guess Steven Tylerisn’t as okasI had heard. Turns out the fall from the stage messed him up but good, to the tune of a broken shoulder and stitches in the head. Stitches in the head don’t mess up your tour when you’re rock and roll, but a broken shoulder, that’s a little different. I’ve never …
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Kitty Porn
Note to Keith R. Griffin of Jensen Beach, Florida:Time to work on the excuses a little more, chief. I’ll give him credit for originality, but not much else. Our friend Mr. Griffin, when busted with more than 1000 child pornography images on his computer, told the police after reaching around to pull an explanation out …
Sacks On Fire
Ok guys, listen close, this is important. When a woman at the bar tells you to please stop groping her and waving your junk at her and others, it would be in your best interests to listen lest you end up like the British tourist whobecame an unwilling participant in a weenie roaston his trip …
>What A Drag It Is Getting Old
>Aerosmith must be determined to either not play any shows on their current tour or kill themselves, because things are just getting ridiculous now. This summer has alreadyseenSteven Tyler out with a hamstring injury he got during a show in June, Brad Whitford missing the whole tour up until a few shows ago because he …
Ahh The Good Old Days
This is some pretty neat baseball history, most of which I didn’t know.The Top 10 Baseball Records That Will Never Be Broken