Wanted: Good Title For A Post About Paint

They’ve been doing a bunch of painting in our building over the last week or so and while I’m glad to see them earning the rent increase we’ve just been given, I still hate them for it because paint fumes and I have never really gotten along. I’ve had problems with headaches ever since I …

Do As We Say, Not As We Promote

I’ve learned something today. Were it not for the great work of the Toronto Better Buildings Partnership, I would have had no idea how much it took to send out a 1-page press release. It arrived in a large brown paper envelope, padded with plastic bubble wrap. Inside the envelope was a cardboard box. Inside …

Continuing To Climb The Ladder To Suckcess

The poor UK. It just can’t seem to get over its fear of ladders. Things have gotten so bad that the South Kesteven District Council has decided no longer to fly the Union Jack at the town hall in Bourne, England because that 8-foot ladder they would have to use to put it up sure …

Things Go Better With CO2ca Cola

I hardly consider myself an environmentalist and I’m not entirely sure I buy the notion that climate change is as bad as I’m supposed to think it is, but I know complete stupidity when I hear it,and boy oh boy,did I hear some just now. The link above goes to a video of Joe Barton, …

Cereal Litigant

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the new stupidest person in the entire world,Janine Sugawara. Over a 4 year period, Sugawara had been purchasing and enjoying “Cap’n Crunch with Crunchberries” cereal. However, when she discovered that Crunchberries were not an actual fruit, she was not amused, and you know what that means. Yup, lawsuit time! …

The Count Is No Balls, Several Strikes

For a while I couldn’t decide whetehr or not I wanted to post this, but I’ve come to the realization that I have to because it’s so weird and because we might not ever see something like it again. Thisis Jose Canseco yes,that Jose Canseco taking on Hong Man Choi in an MMA contest. Yes, …

I Can’t Think Of An On The Right Track Joke That Isn’t Totally Stupid, So Here’s Your Post Title

Not sure how I feel about this one. On one hand these do gooding sons of bitches are robbing Carin and I of much future material, but on the other it sounds like a great idea, so much so in fact that I think we need a Rover the Rabbit, Penelope the Porcupine and Rosco …