Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
Thestory of Jonathan Edward Nicholsonreminds me of our palDaniel T. Dosterfor some reason. As you may recall, Doster is the guy who had a thing for beating off out by the mailbox because somehow it showed his neighbours who was boss. In the here and now, Nicholson is the guy who got so upset about …
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It’s generally considered good form not to record yourselves committing a crime and posting the results on YouTube, but if for whatever reason you absolutely must do such a thing, keep in mind that it is also considered good form not to repeatedly show your faces to the camera and then add credits complete with …
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Not sure about you folks, but when I find myself in an argument,the thought that I could solve everything by opening a can of chili and dumping it on the other personisn’t one I’ve ever had. Then again, that could simply be because I’m not Edd M. Johnson of Stuart, florida. I’ll say this much …
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Thisis one of the strangest things I’ve ever seen. I can’t imagine a service like this being a success for very long, but the initial curiosity calls would probably keep it afloat for a little while. Don’t kid yourselves, you know you would call, and it would seem like a great idea until the phone …
Here’s a snip from an article about a bunch of puppies that weresaved from a fire,or maybe not, if this guy is to be believed. When firefighters reached the basement of the home, the same area where it is believed the fire started, they found two adult Yorkshire terriers and 15 puppies. “They were pretty …
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It’s time for another instalment of battles over food and beverage. This round features 59-year-old William James Smith of Kansas City, who while celebrating St. Patrick’s Day in the manner that many tend to celebrate it,shot his daughter in the leg after she cut him off by pouring out what was left of his gin. …
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PETA: “Listen, Mr. Governor of Louisiana guy, there’s no need to spend $20 million to help start up a new chicken processing plant in the state. That money could be better spent on a“Chicken Empathy Museum”. Mr. Governor Of Louisiana Guy: “Um…how bout no?” Steve: “Looks like I’ve found me something to post this afternoon.” …
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Hooker named Indoor Athlete of the Year Bonus: The Hooker in question is a pole vaulter.
Plane Wreckage Found, Pilot Killed This is either poor headline writing, or there were some mighty fucked up people in that search party.
It’s nice that when Michelle Owen suspected that an ex-boyfriend had used her laptop to access child porn, she wanted to do the responsible thing and have the police search it. But for her sake, it would have also been nice if before she let them have at it, she had remembered to remove the …
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