Teenagers’ prank launches homicide investigation Police are constantly coming up with charges nobody has ever heard of to nail people for all kinds of reasons, but now, when they really should be nailing these little shits to the wall, they aren’t going to? Come on, at least make them pay the wages of every person …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
How Long Until He’s Forced To Resign For Being Honest With The Public?
Indian member of parliament Ateeq Ahmed recently announced to the media that he would be voting against a proposed nuclear deal with the United States becausehe doesn’t understand it. “I have not understood what the deal is all about,” he told the Press Trust of India. “Though I listened very attentively to the debate throughout …
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I Know I’m Being A Prick, But…
If you’re one of the people who mostly comes to read but hardly ever checks out the comments, you might want to consider breaking that rule today. Kimberly DeWolf,the woman who’s dog is so awesome that it should be law that it get an obituary,has found the site and not surprisingly, she isn’t very happy …
We’re Sorry. Oh, And If You Ever Need Somebody Taken Out, Just Let Us Know
I hadn’t planned on writing about this, but it makes so little sense that I can’t stop spinning it around in my head. A group of hoodlums firebombs the home of an Edmonton family. Naturally, this upsets them and makes them rather nervous. A few days later, a note shows up in their mailbox saying …
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Big-time Bicycle Blowout Bonanza!
Last week I posted a quick note about Igor Kenk, the bicycle shop owner who was caught along with another man steeling a bike off of a Toronto street. I made a joke about knowing where he gets the supply for his store; a joke which, as it turns out, isn’t as much of a …
Another One Down, But I’m Sure They’ll Find Something Else To Complain About Before Too Long
This is old news, but since I was harping on it last week and not everybody sees Canadian news, the Paul McCartney concert took place on Sunday as scheduled, and in spite of the doom and gloom from a few, I’m happy to report that the world did not in fact come to an end.
On Your Mark, Get Set, Duh!
I love this description of China’splan to cut traffic during the Olympics. For the next two months, half of the Chinese capital’s 3.3 million cars will be removed from the streets on alternate days. The flow of cars was lighter than usual as motorists followed the rules on the first day of efforts to clear …
Classic Comedy MP3’s
Right now I’m in the process of downloading a pile of comedy records posted to the always awesome Beware of the Blog by Kliph Nesteroff. there’s stuff here from Robert Klein, Rowan and Martin, Phyllis Diller and a whole bunch of others. So if you’re looking for something better than us to laugh at, go …
It’ll Cost More Than That To Feed Him
Fla. Man Arrested For Stealing $0.42 Naples police say 43-year-old Laslo Mujzer swiped $.42 from the Coastland Center Mall in Naples on Monday. Officers arrested Mujzer after a mall customer saw him fishing around in the fountain. A sign attached to the fountain said that all coins thrown into the water are donated to Habitat …
Dear Kimberly DeWolf
I’m sure you loved your dog and that he meant a lot to you, but that’s no reason to cry like a baby and threaten tosue your local newspaper because they won’t run an obituary for him.He may have been a child to you, but to the rest of us he’s just somebody’s dog, one …