Did We Win?

Three synchronized swimmers made news this week by taking the synchronized part a little too far. The swimmers, who were training themselves to hold their breath for long periods of time,passed out and went under simultaneously. Unfortunately they weren’t triplets [which would have made this even more amusing] but still, I guess it’s true what …

Nice Ass, Can I Look At It?

There’s been an update to thestrange story of Brian Persaud,the New York construction worker who went to the hospital after a knock on the head and wound up in court after a forced rectal exam. The verdict has come in, andthe hospital has been cleared of any wrongdoing. There are still a few things I …

The Apple Doesn’t Fall Far From The Creepy Sex Offender Guy

About a week or so ago I kinda sorta mentioned Freddie Johnson, who has been arrested more than 50 times for groping women on subway trains. Well, as it turns out he’s got a twin brother named Teddy who, no shit, is famous for the exact same reason and is currently doing an 8 year …

You Are Getting Sleepy…Sleepy…And Stupid…

From the country that brought you legalized public sex in the park comes wackiness of such a degree that it has to be a product of all that legalized pot. Unemployed Dutch people are being forced to sign up for what is being called past-life therapy in the hopes that getting in touch with old …

There’s Always Time For Tim Hortons…To Shit All Over The Good Work Of Others

This,for lack of a better way to describe it, is fucking retarded. A small cafe set up in the Ottawa Hospital to help raise money to pay for new equipment has seen its revenue plummet ever since a Tim Hortons outlet opened up in the critical care wing of the same facility. Hospital officials say …

Zamzar: Free Online File Converter

I just found out about a service calledZamzarthat allows you to convert files into several different formats. The best part? The basic service is totally free and works like a dream. I tested it out by converting some pdf’s to text, made a YouTube video into an avi and then into an mp3 quickly and …

I’m Not Think You Who I Am

The following is a helpful tip from your friends at the Vomit Comet. If you’re going to go out drinking and need to use a fake ID, do your best to make sure that the guy you’re pretending to beisn’t wanted by the police for anything. Winona police were called to Brothers Bar, 129 W. …