If you’re the type of person who enjoyed thebig dumpstory from last year, then boy have I got a treat for you. Clickhereto check out the Colon Cleansing Experiment, in which a man much braver [or perhaps dumber] than I could ever hope to be uses things not ment to be used that way to, …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Hard To Find A Hard On
The folks at the world’s only penis museum are looking for anyone willing to donate a human specimen. In related news, the penis museum actually does exist.
Is Brushing Really that Hard Or Are We Just Trying To Keep Some Inventors Busy?
Oral B will soon begin selling a computerized toothbrush that will tell you whether or not you’re doing a good job of brushing your teeth. The brush, called Triumph with SmartGuide, sends radio signals to a display screen that you can mount on your bathroom mirror. the screen then displays instructions on where you should …
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Felony Naming
The government of Venezuela isworking on legislationthat would ban parents from giving their children any names that would “expose them to ridicule, are extravagant or difficult to pronounce”. The move would mean that there would be no more Supermans or4realsrunning around. I’m not sure how to feel about this. On one hand I’m glad that …
Crack Open A Cold One
Two South African men have been arrested afterstealing a hearse complete with corpse and using it to go on a pub crawl. The men, who were not named, were reportedly busted when the vehicle ran out of gas and they tried to get 3 women they had met at a bar to help them push …
More From the Annals Of Unfortunate Nomenclature
Recently arrested and now facing more than 30 child porn related charges including possession, felony eavesdropping, prowling and peaking [the last of which I’ve never heard of anyone being charged with before] is 34-year-oldJeffrey Brice Ogle. I swear, the name gives you away every time.
Another Great Name In The News
Charged with arson after setting her own apartment on fire last month isLori Natalie Sparks.
Is There Anything A Lawyer Won’t Touch?
This is one of those times when the story speaks for itself and I need to add nothing, so here’s a snip. South Carolina Inmate Hits Michael Vick With ‘$63,000,000,000 Billion Dollar’ Lawsuit Alleging Al Qaeda Ties Embattled NFL quarterback Michael Vick, facing federal charges related to his alleged participation in dogfighting, has been hit …
Singin’ In The Uranium
Residents of a small town in the Okanagan Valley have been told not to worry their pretty little heads over the state of their local water supply, because according to Marty Willfong, the district’s general manager of development services, the unacceptably high levels of Uranium found in itused to be safe until those dumbdumb poopoofaces …
Ready, Aim, Fire Hazard
Finally, there’s a good use for theUSB stress panic buttonthat you bought a couple of months ago. You can use it to calm your nerves or maybe even signal for help when you set fire to your home or office with your brand newUSB cented oil burner! Seriously, does nobody bother to think anymore?
